'Hybrid' Trailer: No Green Message, Only Blood!

Oh shit, this car has lungs instead of any sort of propulsion system! And it morphs! The description of Hybrid:

Late one night, a mysterious car is brought into the Chicago police impound garage after a deadly traffic accident. The garage's female mechanic, Tilda, and her young, hip fellow mechanics soon discover the car has a mind of its own: it morphs into different cars to confuse them and instead of needing an engine to run, it breathes. It's a killing machine that is capable of outrunning and outwitting humans. In a high-octane fight to the death, it's our group of determined humans versus the car in this supernatural action-adventure in the vein of Stephen King's Christine and Transformers.

And now, thanks to Andrea C., I present to you the Hybrid trailer. You'll keep waiting for it to reveal itself as a spoof, or at least as confusing electric car propaganda, but I'll tell you right now, that moment never comes:

This is why it's so tough to be a lady-mechanic in the patriarchal world of vehicle impounding.

And written by Benjamin Carr? That can't be a coincidence. Hybrid has learned to mimic man's form and poor screenwriting ability!