Mar 5 2009Everything Happens in New 'Wolverine' Trailer

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I lost track of the times in this trailer I thought, "That's going to happen too?" Wolverine fights in every war, meets half the mutants in the Marvel universe, jumps onto a moving helicopter--he's basically a feral Forrest Gump. Either this movie is going to be four hours long or half the story will be told in a montage set to CCR's "Fortunate Son".

Maybe it could be edited like an episode of Family Guy. "Remember that time I was in the Civil War with Liev Schreiber?"

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The Wolverine movies might actually be decent if Hugh Jackman wasn't so much of an obvious homosexual. The guy has semen dripping from every orafice, that's how friggin' gay he is.

" -he's basically a feral Forrest Gump"

Which is why it looks as though Tom Hanks is playing him in that screen cap there.


Who's the black guy with the cowboy hat?

just curious... when I read these comic books in my youth, I could have sworn that weapon x was Canadian. So... why's he fighting in the civil war?

BONE CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wolverine himself is supposed to be super old, with the regenerative ability extending his lifespan. They've left his past largely untold in the comics. Apparently all of that patience is about to mined for maximum profit in this movie.

Man, this movie is gonna sucketh thyne majoreth ball sacketh!!


at 1:11 was that the guy from Fringe again??

yes, bone claws. he's had bone claws for a while now. the brothers with Sabertooth thing is gonna take some getting used to tho. wierd

Won't play for me. What is up with that?

I'm not saying the #1 and #7 are the same guy, I'm saying they're the same "gay but doesn't know he's gay" guy.

Movie looks awesome.

wolverine versus the world. makes me wonder if wolverine isnt the badguy here.

also didnt know that sabertooths special powers included being able to growl like a lion. got some mean lungs that guy.

Ryan Reynolds is going to own as Deadpool.

How are they going to reconcile the Wolverine and Psyclops thing? In the first X-Men movie they had no idea who the other was...

funny will i am is perfect for a gay cowboy

Why is there a walrus constantly bellowing in this preview?

#2 is right. That's Tom Hanks in that picture.

Oh Shiny!

lol.

Yeah the who Cyclops things is a bit confusing. And it also looked like he freed a bunch of mutants from prison, and it looked like Emma Frost was one of those. How are they going to reconcile that?

Did I actually see Omega Red in that trailer???

Wolverine turns out to be a cyborg. I friggin hate cross promotional crap like this.

I'm not a one girls guy and they know it.
When it comes to love I don't lie,
and the girls respect me for it.
Ain't gonna say my nose can't be over
but right now there's just too many fine ladies out there to choose one from.

I'm trying girls out.
waiting patiently
Just trying girls out
until I find the one for me.

You should link it to a video everyone can view, MTV restricts to only the US. Sucks for us Canadians eh?

is that dead pool with the laser beam eyes?!

^^ Really? Like, are you serious?

If so, then may I just point out the ULTRA FAIL!

jesus 22, i hope you added "eh" ironically

that helicopter jump looks more realistic every time i see it....that could definetly happen

why do they keep ending with that ridiculous helicopter thing? god

@24

There's a guy in red with markings on his body who apparently has Cyclop's optic blast. It's near the end, before the chopper scene.

This movie is going to turn out like Spider-Man 3. Too many people, too little time. And this time, it's REALLY too many characters.

So Wolverine had bone claws before?

Wow, I think that was Omega Red now that it has been mentioned.... awesome. I mean he didn't look completely like him, but the skin/eyes and all that. Who else could that have been?

And again, who is will.i.am supposed to be doing that crazy vanishing while showing his ribcage thing? And who is the chinese dude?

The uh-giggle-shiny-blades at 2:22 looks so fake!!!

Claws look fake at the end, 'nuff said.
Maybe President Obama should throw some taxpayer money at making them look more realistic.

there was a big old thread about this somewhere. apparently he always had bone claws. the big metal ones came from adamantium being attached to the bone ones when they experiemented on him (or whatever). they never knew he had the claws.

watching this at 4:24am while sipping on coffee makes it all the more epic

Origins? Everything that happens in the X-Men franchise is supposed to take place AFTER this? Come on, writers.

Wolverine was not one of the original X-Men! It's a pretty open deal. They have quite a bit of room to create shit honestly. If you know about anything in the Marvel Universe, it encompasses tons of characters and you could swear each one of them goes through enough drama and action for several generations.

AND this is how it is in the comics! This is his origin. He joins X-Men after all this weapon x crap. Zip! Smoke it!

soo.... i guess sabertooth can regenerate as well? is that what this movie is telling me?

Also, are wolverine's dog tags made out of adamantium as well?

And I bet wolverine doesn't remember cyclops becuase of the whole "amnesia" thing, and cyclops doesn't remember wolverine because... umm... eeeeeh.... he's just a little kid in this movie?

And how many of wolverine's girlfriends die in this movie?

I don't care about Wolverine,
DEADPOOL FOR THE WIN.
SAMURAI SWORDS FOR THE WIN.

Ultra awesome toy marketing on the way. Teenage versions of all the people you see in this clip. And there's just GOT to be a Wolvie/Helicopter box toy coming (or at least one in the works) by the time the movies drops.

This will succeed, only because the audience will measure "awesome" in terms of explosions rather than than plot holes.

RUN FORRRESST RUN!

WTF!? isn't Deadpool supposed dissfigured!?
Well thank you Marvel for screwing up my favorite character!

OOH HOO ..I think I nearly came after watching al this action .. but abrubtly stopped when i saw that gay ass wil iam .actually doing something .... Dang they could have casted so many other people for this role( what role is that anyway?)WHat are they about to have Fergy In A fuckin super hero movie too?*SIGH*


That motorcycle stuff around 2:10 looks mighty fake. 2:22 claws as well.

"WTF!? isn't Deadpool supposed dissfigured!?"

He's supposed to be riddled with tumors. Now he's just Ryan Reynolds in a shirt.

While I agree that Reynolds is definitely the perfect actor to play Deadpool, they should have just had him in his full costume.

*squeeeeeee!!*

Looks like porn to me. =)

Was that Gambit???? OMG

Uh...shiny =D
I like shiny things =D

didn't deadpool have like, really really bad skin cancer? that's why he whore the full body outfit, so he wasn't just like a ninja... but in this they took it away... damn movies, I liked the ninja look too....

oh and I think the "cyclops" character was cyclop's brother... (forgot his name) but his power was different, he had to charge up his super power or something like that and I'm pretty sure it was blue, but wth.. this is the movies. Oh and he was going out with polaris, magnetos supposed daughter (sharing his abilities, of course)

Yes, Sabertooth has always been able to regenerate, his regeneration is on par with what Wolverines would be if it werent for the adamantium. The Adamantium is poisionus, thus, slows wolverines regeneration because he's always fighting it, but, if the adamantium is removed - as it has been by Magneto at point, wolverine can regen his entire body within a minute.

Check out this recut of the Wolverine trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGt5lQoGqIs
(Be sure to watch it in hi res.)

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