Mar 11 2009'Drag Me to Hell' Trailer: Suburban Witches Also Hurt by Recession
After years of directing Spider-Men of varying qualities, Sam Raimi returns to the cheesy-but-enormously-enjoyable horror genre with Drag Me to Hell. It's a horrific morality tale that will teach you to place the needs of milky-eyed, nearly-dead women with staples in their head above your stupid promotion, because so long as they possess the black arts (and one of your personal effects), witches will inevitably control our banking system:
Accidentally eating a bug in your sleep can also just mean that you're probably camping.
Reader Comments
1. Eeew - March 11, 2009 4:21 PM
That lady in the pic looks like my ex wife during the divorce proceedings.
2. killswitch - March 11, 2009 4:26 PM
Why didn't she just say "My dickhead boss won't give you an extension. He's right over there if you wish to speak to my manager."
I have a hard time believing some old crone can control the powers of hell but can't keep her house.
But I'll see this movie anyway.
3. glace neuf - March 11, 2009 4:46 PM
reminds me of steven king's "thinner" - watch out for those gypsy curses, they'll get ya every time...
4. SmokingGirl - March 11, 2009 4:49 PM
Yes...all of us witches are evil, I admit it. And yes, we can control the powers of hell all the while keeping a low profile by not being able to afford our debt. And that, my friends, is why we're powerful...we make horrible financial decisions while simultaniously we control everything.
Sneaky, don't you think? *insert sarcasm here* Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm serious; or am I? Muhahahahahahaha.
5. Poor Richard - March 11, 2009 5:12 PM
You're a real witch? I stand in bewildered amazement with mouth agape.
And the posting consisted of some relatively poor examples of sarcasm (exhibited by the fact that the sarcasm had to be brought to the readers attention).
I sincerely hope you didn't take a horror movie trailer to be an attack on your personal beliefs (as this post may implicitly be). But if so, my look of bewildered amazement is replaced with a saddened sympathetic demeanor.
Hell is so easily controlled anyways, try controlling the entirety of the Cosmos (All hail Yng-Vlesghorelphlan!!!)
Also, its Sam Raimi...doing horror...what is there not to like?
6. Dr.Necropolis - March 11, 2009 5:54 PM
A sam raimi film, I'm 80% likely to see this in theater...now if he wants to throw Bruce Campbell in there, I'm guaranteed to catch it
7. Liquidkarma - March 11, 2009 7:41 PM
decent!
8. Rossco - March 11, 2009 10:12 PM
I would have said this should be full of win if it had Bruce Campbell instead of the Mac kid, but alas, it has the Mac kid instead of Bruce Campbell...
9. gracejonesscaresme - March 11, 2009 10:21 PM
That bitch in the bank is hot, and the blonde one is cute too.
10. J - March 11, 2009 11:27 PM
@8 I think I would have instantly added this to my movie list if it had Bruce. Even just in a cameo role would have been nice.
11. Dwellsyter - March 11, 2009 11:56 PM
Hmm... seems interesting. def wanna see this .
12. Alice - March 12, 2009 2:30 AM
Have you guys ever heard of a millionaire da tin g si te called"R i c h S i n g l e . N e t"? My friend suggestted me to find a pretty girl there because they have seen some really great girls there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love.
13. mike - March 12, 2009 4:24 AM
damn straight, bring on bruce and I'll be there!
14. DG - March 12, 2009 5:35 AM
@3
That's what I thought. But this seems a lot more fun than Thinner, although Thinner has more substance.
15. laun - March 12, 2009 10:29 AM
THis looks awful. Really really awful.
16. Daniel - March 12, 2009 2:23 PM
@15: I think that's half the point?
17. alexandria - March 12, 2009 5:24 PM
this looks awful... i like movie cool!
18. diety - March 15, 2009 2:59 AM
OMG, the blonde's face.
SHE LOOKS LIKE MRS.SWAN FROM MAD TV.
No, seriously. Look at her!
19. waffles - May 9, 2009 3:17 PM
I hope he makes it like Evil Dead with all the multicolored blood :)
20. KIMMEY - May 26, 2009 3:48 PM
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