Mar 3 2009Angelina Jolie is a Master of Disguise

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Cashing in on the recent popularity of kitchen staple-based films, here are the first shots from Salt, which Columbia Pictures describes as such:

Angelina Jolie stars as Evelyn Salt, a CIA officer who swore an oath to duty, honor, and country. When she is accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy, Salt goes on the run to clear her name and ultimately prove she is a patriot. Using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative, she must elude capture and protect her husband or the world's most powerful forces will erase any trace of her existence.

They'll never catch Salt; her covert skills are too impressive. She can change hairstyles, coats, shift positions slightly--all the good spy tricks. By the time the feds realize she's on this rooftop, she will be gone. Or at least she'll be wearing a parka and red wig and turned 180 degrees, which is just as effective.

First Look at Angelina Jolie in Salt [Coming Soon]

Reader Comments

Actually, she looks sorta yummy as a blonde. Oh, and FIRST!

Mrs. Potato Head....quick the eye patch.. YAARRRR!

The lead in this movie was originaly a man. I forget who was scheduled to play him, but I think he was "Edward Salt". What a silly jump.

VERY cute as a blonde there.

The plot line sounds WAY too stupid.

I am tired as a filmgoer of being insulted like this, putting out schlock like this thinking we will take the bait. pathetic

Does anybody think this sounds a little too familiar...ooo let's say The Bourne Identity...Just sayin...

It was suppose to be Tom Crazy.. I mean Tom Cruise

In the first picutre Angie looks just like Octomom.
Oh, and the movie is stupid.

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the person sitting next to me in the computer labs has "I Wanna Rock" blasting from his iPod... and I realized that would be the perfect theme song for this movie's trailer while they show Jolie jumping out of a helicopter in slow motion as a missle heads towards it and she shoots a pistol at the Russians while the helicopter explodes, which happens in ultra-slow motion like in Watchmen. And in the movie she can land on a rooftop and change wigs and walk away in stilettos while crotching her gun.

Wow, it's the Hannah Montana of disguises.


Put on a crappy wig, and poof, disappear!

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