Feb 24 2009Nothing is as Simple as Black and White With SJP Around--Particularly Not Shoe Choices
Did you know that, in between playing vapid, designer brand-obsessed characters, Sarah Jessica Parker also works on poignant racial dramas? Or that her face is capable of shattering glass? I had a hunch about the latter.
Really though, what is this?
Spinning Into Butter Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. K - February 24, 2009 11:05 AM
first?
and i love sarah jessica parker
2. Markus - February 24, 2009 11:06 AM
Wow. That poster looks like crap. And I bet the same goes for the movie.
And she's ugly.
3. CHE-CHE - February 24, 2009 11:09 AM
that black guy back there is right next to hear face. it really is that big. big ugly face. her and john kerry should have children. they can visit their cousins in easter island.
4. AtomicSquid - February 24, 2009 11:19 AM
Why is Tracy Morgan shown but his name is not listed with the other actors? Is this a comedy?
5. Wings - February 24, 2009 11:32 AM
At first glance, I saw a broken glass and Sarah Jessica Parker and thought "Wow, never heard of this horror movie!" Cause, you know... her looks can kill...
Okay, joke died there...
Anyways, it is a real film from 2007.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469976/
Still a horror movie, to me, since 'the mare' is in it.
6. Jon - February 24, 2009 11:47 AM
Straight to video
7. Name - February 24, 2009 12:05 PM
It's a play, you uneducated peons. Hollywood must really be desperate if they think they can turn this one into a movie. Although it has Oscar bait potential, if the presence of Horseface McGee up there doesn't make the Oscar committee skip it altogether.
8. Delgo - February 24, 2009 12:37 PM
Psshh, get some high res images already. Christ.
9. McFeely Smackup - February 24, 2009 12:55 PM
Ugh..I don't understand why ANYONE would pretend SJP is anything other than a horseface fugly. There are NO standards of beauty that would include her.
My favorite part was a few years ago when Maxim voted her least sexiest woman in hollywood, and her husband (Matthew Broderick) jumped to her defense saying she was the sexiest woman alive to him.
Then later we all found out he was nailing a smoking hot little chick on the side all along.
BWAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA....
10. Right Fury - February 24, 2009 1:01 PM
Yeah. can't believe she showed up at the oscars with broderick, that tool bag. Hey SJP! everyone knows your husband is a cheating fucktard and you look stupid for not bouncing his ass like a superball. Well, I guess if it works for the model american woman (HRC) then I guess it'll work for SJP.
Silly liberals.
11. Jannah - February 24, 2009 1:18 PM
Hmmm, it was reported a while ago that she had that mole removed.
12. Elmo - February 24, 2009 1:30 PM
ewwwww look at... her face?
ewww....
13. Mr. Jones - February 24, 2009 2:05 PM
Looking at the poster, I initially thought it was Chris Brown in back of her, and he just put her face through the window.
I would pay $12 to see that.
14. jimbob - February 24, 2009 3:00 PM
Why is her hair higher resolution than her face? Or does she just naturally have a blurry face?
15. isuck:( - February 24, 2009 3:26 PM
I honestly thought you photoshopped that and made the whole thing up...
16. Matt - February 24, 2009 3:46 PM
Her and the black guy look ugly as fuck.
17. The Mighty Musnud - February 24, 2009 4:06 PM
This poster further supports my theory that SJP is slowly morphing into Meryl Streep.
18. Eddy - February 24, 2009 4:25 PM
Is that Dick Cheney in the poster behind her?
19. AdamYYZ - February 24, 2009 5:28 PM
Clarkson said it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLNOeOLR1Xk
20. TurgidDahlia - February 24, 2009 5:44 PM
What the fuck? Does she even know that dude is behind her?
21. RazorXX - February 24, 2009 6:06 PM
"Spinning into Butter"... Is this a reference to "Little Black Sambo"??? Kudos if it is, being that the book is a censored and forgotten classic. Plus, if this movie is a hit I can start using the nickname Sambo in my everyday conversations again!
22. Mr. Stratford - February 24, 2009 10:11 PM
Was she spinning the butter with her foot face? Maybe that's why she's so ugly. She should use a spoon or a fork. Man, she's so ugly.
23. Does It Matter? - February 25, 2009 2:02 AM
Wow.. a top contender for 'Stupidest Movie Name EVER'.
24. Jeff W. - February 25, 2009 7:54 AM
All that money and she still insists on leaving that wart on her face. Shudder.
25. Bobeyo - February 25, 2009 11:24 AM
YOU GON GET RAPED.
26. Jayde - February 25, 2009 7:39 PM
I feel like they tried to fix her nose (her whole face?) and still failed miserably.