Feb 13 2009Matthew McConaughey Even Smugger With Scarf On
My issue with this movie isn't so much with it's Christmas Carol-with-girlfriends concept as much as that they stopped there. Yes, Matthew McConaughey should be haunted by his ex-girlfriends, but he should also be haunted by everything else: Fool's Gold, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, all the other Matthew McCaughmedies, his hair highlights, that fucking scarf, the bongos resting discreetly at his feet, the ghost of shirtlessness past. It's not fair the rest of the world feels those terrible presences while he stands around grinning.
Reader Comments
1. Sam - February 13, 2009 11:39 AM
Hate his smile from the picture, but look at the Garner smile! I can bare Mcconaughey without a problem just to see a Garner movie!
2. Huggy Bear - February 13, 2009 11:53 AM
Speaking of McCaughmedies, the Jacob Marley character should be played by Tom Cruise's Les Grossman: "Hey f*ck face, the first thing I want you to do is take a step back and LITERALLY F*CK YOUR OWN FACE!"
3. sully - February 13, 2009 11:54 AM
Why is a Christmas Carol knock off coming out in may? Who wears a scarf in May?
4. langdon - February 13, 2009 11:56 AM
Garner's head is bigger than her waist? Awful photoshopping.
5. Mr. Jones - February 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Just go ahead and kick me in the nuts instead. It's less painful, and I won't be wasting the ninety minutes and the $12 movie ticket. I'll be curled up on the lobby floor muttering "thank you...thank you..."
6. B - February 13, 2009 2:01 PM
Hey! I like the ghost of shirtlessness-past! Granted, that's the only thing I like about him now, but still...
7. Chris - February 13, 2009 3:23 PM
Oh my God, what a fuckin waffle.
8. Delgo - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
relevant.
9. Sueyo - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
I hate Matthew McConaughey.
10. Bobeyo - February 17, 2009 11:53 AM
I hope Jeniffer Garnet stabs him with a sai.
11. Roxie - April 12, 2009 3:03 AM
Don't forget Failure to Launch! We all have to live with the fact that exists.