The problem with ninjas is you always want more ninja action. As soon as they gave me a little ninja, I just ended up wanting more ninja, even though it's only a 30-second commercial that already has quite a bit of ninja content. My thinking is, if a film has ninjas, why bother with anything non-ninja? That's why I'm always better off watching Lethal Ninja. But anyway:
Liam Neeson isn't the only one willing to tear down the Eiffel Tower if he has to.
Just in case you missed this Super Bowl spot last night because you a) didn't watch the Super Bowl, b) were still trying to figure out why the Doritos ads were all clearly concepts someone thought of stoned (dude, what if there was like a Dorito samurai???), or c) were distract... / Continue →
When you're watching the Super Bowl and you suddenly see Russell Crowe reenacting Braveheart, this will be the explanation. It's Robin Hood, and he's fighting for freedom liberty by law!... / Continue →
With the addition of a couple ninjas, a lady in a leather catsuit, and some bad guys with metal heads, this seven-minute battle would capture the spirit of G.I. Joe far better than anything I've seen in the trailers for the upcoming film. Just the kind of laser and missile-fill... / Continue →