'G.I. Joe' Action Figure Revelations
Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:
- This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idiotic hats at H&M."
- Wait, Shipwreck is in this thing? And he still has the bird?!
- Channing Tatum somehow looks like even more of a turd when made of plastic.
Did I miss anything?
The G.I. Joe forum HissTank has posted some new shots of the Cobra Commander toy, complete with head enclosure, fashion trenchcoat, "M.A.R.S. Industries radical exponential nano-injector system", and a snake. Some questions:
1. Look, I understand that sometimes comic book and ... / Continue →
Wasn't the rationale behind the Joe team all wearing black, uniform, plated armor that it would somehow be more realistic? I'm not sure how replacing Cobra Commander's hood with a pig-nosed glass helmet fits in with that. When did looking like you belong in the Star Wars cantin... / Continue →
I suspect this scene is part of an after-the-credits recreation of those public service announcements that used to follow G.I. Joe cartoons. This one is probably about how Hummers and other large SUVs waste gas, and how you should tell your parents not to drive them lest Snake ... / Continue →
