Feb 16 2009'Fast & Furious' Poster, with: Michelle, Paul, Vin, Jordana, and ME--the Car!

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This poster gives me a good idea for the next Fast/Furious adventure: the car should be a sentient character, and it helps the rest of the group solve mysteries. Basically, it would be Speed Buggy with Vin Diesel. Or, if you think that strays too far from the foundations of the Fast/Furious franchise, how about we just make Speed Buggy with Vin Diesel then? It would have to do at least as well as The Pacifier.

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Reader Comments

Not quite a prius but in an esthetic way a beauty.Oh,and first!

First

Vroom Vroom

NOOOOOOOOO

Looks freaky great and maybe we will see a good Diesel movie after some time now! Also Rodrigues is quite a good looking macho girl, I like her...

From the producers of The Pacifier, and the visionary director of Fast and Furious...

(cut to Dom [Vin Diesel] driving Buggy with a flaming semi truck trailer flying toward them)

Buggy: Dom...
(Dom vrooms the engine and smirks)
Buggy (cont'd): DOOOOOOOOM!!
(Dom screeches Buggy's tires and power slides under the truck trailer, which is inches above his shiny bald head)

Vin Diesel in...

KAPOOW! (Trailer explodes while Dom and Buggy speed off)

Speed Buggy: Bug This!

Best. Trailer. Ever.

This sums up life and death in Hollywood: every one of these actors was so eager to have some huge career far and beyond "Fast and Furious" movies, and now they all come limping back, humbled and hungry, to the franchise that made them famous in the first place.

#6 we have a WINNAR!!!

Vin's got the exact same stink-eye pose that Michael Clarke Duncan has in the picture for Street Fighter. For a split second, I thought it was Jay Z.

How about Vin Diesel AS Speed Buggy. With the tag line, "This Buggy is Diesel powered! " He can do the voice work like he did for the Iron Giant.

@Eric,

We should be screenwriting partners

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