Feb 17 2009'Dragonball' Has Stopped Putting Effort Into Anything
Stacking various, similarly-tinted panels of arbitrarily mismatched heights is going to be a very popular technique in poster design soon. These guys are ahead of the curve on this one. Next week Watchmen will probably catch up with a poster with a banner-ad size strip of Rorschach that's tinted green, then below that a sliver of Dr. Manhattan that's tinted a slightly different shade of green, then a wide red panel of Nite Owl, and so on, until it too forms a crappy rainbow spectrum of characters under a meaningless tagline. The floating heads style of poster design has been made redundant.
Master Your Destiny Poster [DBtheMovie]
Reader Comments
1. Bmurphy72 - February 17, 2009 4:39 PM
Where is more stuff on GI JOE, this movie is going to be the biggest flooooopp.
2. Tabion - February 17, 2009 5:03 PM
Ben Ramsey wrote this garbage thinking he was making a kids' cartoon adaptation for teens. Considering that the guy has absolutely no talent and should stick to fingering his anus, as that's really the only thing he's any good at.
James Wong is directing it. The same James Wong who flipped off all of the X-Files fans with the 2008 crapper of an X-Files flick.
This movie insults every person who grew up on DragonBall. It's been around for over 20 years so that makes for a lot of people.
Well, I'm gonna do my part and seed it like a crazy *********. That way, less people will make the mistake of paying good money to watch it.
So.... Is there a "Death to Ben Ramsey" movement out there? Like a club or something? I dunno, I'd like to join and we could, you know, play some DnD, buy guns and do the American thing, hire Mexicans to take out the rapist of our childhood memories.
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4. Sueyo - February 17, 2009 5:52 PM
Wow. Just wow. Is this some kind of joke? Because they can't possibly be serious about this.
5. Hal - February 17, 2009 6:00 PM
PICCOLLO is looking a bit chubby - I think he's reaching for another stack of Oreo cookies...
6. CaptainMorgan - February 17, 2009 8:11 PM
Is that green dude giving us "jazz hands?" Is this some sort of Japanese musical-kung fu hybrid?
7. Tabion - February 17, 2009 11:04 PM
Actually, he's a highly evolved alien vegetable from beyond the moon. No shit.
8. Mr. Jones - February 18, 2009 8:00 AM
Dipshit chick is seriously going to blow her right arm off, with the way she's holding her firearms.
Anyone who's ever fired a pistol knows the whole "double-wielding" thing is total bullshit. ONE fucker kicks out of your hands even if you're firmly planted and have a double-grip. And you can either pray and spray like a moron, or take an extra second to line up your shot. You only need one bullet to make your point.
9. Darth - February 18, 2009 8:42 AM
When is the movie coming out? I hardly can wait.
10. Darth - February 18, 2009 8:43 AM
Correction,can't wait
11. Lowlands - February 18, 2009 8:48 AM
Dragonball is very popular for almost two decades now.It deserves a big budget and i hope they have.
12. rumble grumble gurgle roar - February 18, 2009 11:26 AM
I like how the dragonball shine draws you to the crotch of the lady on the bottom. nice touch designers...Lohan "fire crotch" inspiration there.
13. Amy - February 18, 2009 12:39 PM
thats what i was thinking Mr Jones, she looks like she's gonna blow her arm off! oh and-she's meant to be bulma :\
14. Snoodle - February 18, 2009 6:34 PM
I like how Piccolo's rectangle has no words and thus look like he just came to crash the poster and didn't have anything to say.
15. Taylor L - February 26, 2009 11:14 AM
DDDDD:
Shouldnt they all be Asian?
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Ugh...
This poster reminds me more of FF than it does DBZ.
I'm really NOT looking forward to this.
16. Vericus - May 3, 2009 1:46 AM
This raises a few questions:
1. How does one 'master their destiny'?
2. Why is it telling me to master my destiny?
3. Do they want to draw attention to this movie? I would keep it under wraps if my name were on it.