Feb 16 2009Balrog Hates Backing Into Spots
Happy Presidents Day! Your present is a new batch of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li production stills! I point them out not because they look any better than the rest of the mundane crap we've seen from this movie but, rather, because they're so ridiculously mundane to the point of it being a joke. It's like even the marketing team is trying to keep expectations abysmally low. What is this, Michael Clarke Duncan parallel parking? That's almost as enticing as this shot of Bison sampling various fluids while staring directly at the camera. Or this one of Vega showing us his bare fist instead of the giant metal claw on his other hand. If this production releases any more photos, I'll be shocked if they're anything better than driver's license photos.
Reader Comments
1. Darth - February 16, 2009 12:00 PM
P.S. the guy on the pic isn't me.I have hair.And. . . First!
2. sully - February 16, 2009 12:07 PM
At first I thought that was Ving Rhaims, and I was gona say something like, "Does Balrog get anally raped in this movie?" And then I realized that I must be a racist because that's Michael Clarke Duncan... So... does Balrog have phychic powers in this movie?
3. av-hardware.com - February 16, 2009 12:16 PM
People you are just gelous of his good looking and charmy voice!
4. sam - February 16, 2009 12:41 PM
is that a crewmember's hand that's holding on to a newspaper stand?
5. mattillac - February 16, 2009 2:02 PM
this moving is gonna be fucking terrible. Bison is a gay fashion designer/interior decorator? and what's up with Vegas hair? is that a jerrycurl under the mask? i'd really like to PEW PEW this movie.
6. Happy - February 16, 2009 2:51 PM
lol bison looks like santa! i don't wanna run away from him, i wanna sit on his lap and tell him what i want for christmas!
7. Horse - February 16, 2009 5:19 PM
*Your present
8. nick - February 17, 2009 7:01 AM
whoa, whoa, wait... Vega is being played by one of the Black Eyed Peas?! this just keeps getting better. (and by better, I mean worse.)
9. Crappola - February 21, 2009 7:37 PM
They're going to make Jean Claude Van Damme's version look like it should have been nominated for best Action movie ever.