Jan 26 2009Paul Blart is Really, Really Popular Mall Cop
Apparently no one realized a new Brendan Fraser movie opened this weekend, and instead everyone saw these movies:
1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $21.5 million. Maybe let's not all see Paul Blart next weekend, just to give something else a shot. We'll divide it up: last names beginning with A-M, you get to enjoy the endless laughter this weekend.
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - $20.7 million. Nice try, Underworld, but last I checked there isn't a King of Queens vampire, which makes your movie bullshit in comparison to anything with a King of Queens.
3. Gran Torino - $16 million, putting it less than $3 million away from reaching $100 million. How did that happen?
4. Hotel for Dogs - $12.4 million. Oooh, a hotel for dogs, you say? That sounds good.
5. Slumdog Millionaire - $10.6 million. Oooh, something else about a dog, you say? That also sounds good.
Reader Comments
1. nikeforces - January 26, 2009 12:56 PM
well damn. he doesnt have any real comp. a movie that should of ended with the first one or hotel for dogs. i'll go with paul blart for 1000 alex
2. booyah - January 26, 2009 1:04 PM
^_^
3. todders - January 26, 2009 2:16 PM
You've got to give the formula credit:
"Die Hard" + Fat Guy - (Graphic Violence - Harsh Language)/Built In Audience from "King of Queens" syndication = B.O. Gold, apparently.
check out this hilarious vid about GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:
www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/145
4. todders - January 26, 2009 2:17 PM
the vid is:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/145
5. Hal - January 26, 2009 4:04 PM
DAMMIT - OUTLANDER didn't even make the top 5??? Pretty sure its a Viking alien fighting an alien dog of some kind...
6. therush - January 26, 2009 4:41 PM
The Slumdog comment was perhaps the funniest thing I've read in awhile. I'm still laughing.