Jan 19 2009Paul Blart: Best Movie
Our best movies this previous weekend were:
1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $31.8 million. So that's why everyone was giving me friendly waves at my night job...
2. Gran Torino - $22 million, still astounding for a movie marketed entirely on scowling, finger guns, and a few actual guns.
3. My Bloody Valentine 3-D - $21.3 million. Expect commercials proclaiming it "the number 3-D movie in the country!"
4. Notorious - $20.5 million, 20.5 million problems! (Like that one song of the three Notorious B.I.G. hits I know.)
5. Hotel for Dogs - $17 million. What's this one about again? I forget exactly what the premise is.
Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Reader Comments
1. Niki - January 19, 2009 2:10 PM
Do you mean 99 problems? cause thats Jay-Z
2. spiderman2099 - January 19, 2009 2:22 PM
i think you were thinking of the song, 99 problems, written by jay-z. he also performed it.
3. X-Men number 1 fan - January 19, 2009 2:25 PM
FIRST
4. Mark - January 19, 2009 2:25 PM
The song about the correlation between having more money and, thus, having more problems.
5. todders - January 19, 2009 3:04 PM
Jay-Z. Notorious BIG. Vanilla Ice. Let's just all agree that no matter the rapper, monetary gain equates external conflict.
check this hilarious vid of GUY GETTING TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:
http://tinyurl.com/7bsbon
6. spicy_cake - January 19, 2009 3:12 PM
I guess everyone wants a piece of that hefty copper. God speed, mate.
7. dan - January 19, 2009 5:01 PM
he was talking about "mo money mo problems"
8. rob - January 19, 2009 6:19 PM
yeah i was gonna say he is definitely referring to mo money mo problems.
9. Matt - January 19, 2009 8:32 PM
To 1 and 2...you guys are tards...dont you feel dumb now. On another note...I cant believe Paul Blart got number 1. The movie looked like absolutely shit!
10. SIN - January 20, 2009 4:18 AM
I made the mistake and watched this so called movie. A few chuckle moments and the rest was so predictable it was boring. My 7 year old neice said she was bored and wanted to go. Thats how bad this piece of shit is.
Avoid it. Save your money. Go rent one.
11. Machinegunrap - January 21, 2009 1:11 AM
I'm completely stunned by Paul Blart's ascension. I figured it might do something along the lines of $7 mill. This is thoroughly disgusting and i can't believe the movie-going public elected it this weekend's king. If i was forced to see a new movie this weekend, I would have gladly chosen My Bloody Valentine over this. At least it has the magic combination of nudity and 3-D behind it.