Jan 23 2009'Obsessed' Poster Lost Some of String's Head
Cinematical has debuted the poster for the Fatal Attraction/The Temp/Probably Several TV Movies knock-off, Obsessed. If I were this translucent, near-shadowless, obsessed temp worker, I'd be fearing the wrath of Beyoncé. You can tell when Beyoncé is about to attack when she has her assistants carefully rotate the head on her mannequin body so that it's looking slightly more towards you.
Reader Comments
1. Kip - January 23, 2009 1:39 PM
Those shadows :")
That's some mediocre photoshopping!
2. Stanley - January 23, 2009 1:42 PM
That lousy poster looks like it's promoting a film entitled "Obese Ed."
3. Mr. Stratford - January 23, 2009 1:52 PM
Really? Love is literally going to be War in this movie or something? Looks like a pretty boring war.
4. fireDog - January 23, 2009 2:39 PM
stupid fucking movie
5. therush - January 23, 2009 3:18 PM
When did Stringer Bell shave off his goatee and move to the suburbs? You can't move product out there.
6. Nick - January 23, 2009 4:09 PM
Is the poster pointing out the letters "SSE" for some reason? "Some Shitty Effluence"?
BTW, Ali Larter is hotter than Beyonce any day.
7. Harrison - January 23, 2009 4:09 PM
Who in their right effing mind would cheat on Beyonce with Ali Larter?
8. The Internets is Racist - January 23, 2009 4:52 PM
Ali Larter is an gorgeous to entertain the idea that she'd stalk some fucking negroid is absolute insanity! Quit flagging my posts you fucking Cali queers.
9. Matt - January 23, 2009 7:36 PM
Beyonce is definately over-rated. And her newest CD fucking SUCKS (not like the last were ever any good). I will put money on it that this movie will flop...BIG TIME. Good riddance....
10. I's black. - January 23, 2009 8:31 PM
I'm a black american and I'd cheat on Beyonce to fuck a white girl.
11. Aerialgreen - January 23, 2009 10:01 PM
*high fives I's black* nothing but the truth...
JayZ certainly didn't luck out with her, he is one fugly dude but rich as hell and thus has a wide ho buffet to choose from, on the other hand she is so disgustingly ugly on the inside that you can almost taste it when she shows up on tv.
12. jared - January 24, 2009 12:34 PM
Ali Larter has the boobs of a twelve year-old Dutch boy and when she talks her lips hardly ever touch. Even when she says words that have the letter 'M' in them.
You try that. It's tough as shit. It's like she's a ventriloquist AND the dummy at the same time.
Shes one of the reasons I can't watch 'Heroes' anymore. I kept yelling at the screen: "Close your lips, you mouth-breather!!!!1!"
I'll take Beyonce any day of the week. At least she's built like a woman.
13. Racer X - January 24, 2009 4:15 PM
I would NEVER cheat on Beyonce's ass.
/see what I did there?
14. Gene - January 25, 2009 6:21 AM
Is it me, or does Beyonce look strangely like Tyra Banks in the poster?
15. Josh - January 25, 2009 8:56 PM
I see black people who can't act for shit, is this a tyler perry movie?
16. ali - January 26, 2009 12:05 PM
Why the FUCK did they cut off his head? This poster is all sorts of crap...
17. John Benjamin - April 22, 2009 12:05 AM
Im black, and I WOULD cheat on beyonce wit Ali Larter, thats a bad ass white girl!!!
18. Karen Medearis - April 27, 2009 1:57 PM
Well I thought the movie was excellent drama. The producers, writiers, directors yall did that. Good Job. I just thought Beyonce was going to say something like let me take these damn boots off.
It was great. Loved it. and the picture quality was good to.
Thanks