Michael Myers Needs to Learn Proper Mask Maintenance

January 6, 2009 Comments

On the Rob Zombie MySpace Halloween 2 Blog, R.Z. has posted this early design of the new Michael Myers mask. Man, this mug is so orange and beat up, it looks like the face of... some celebrity reference. Posh Spice? George Hamilton? Whoever is currently known for being overly-tanned and craggy.

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