'Last House on the Left' Trailer
There have been so many completely unnecessary remakes of older horror films that it's easy to sweep them all into a neat pile where you can shout "stop it!" to all of them at once, but I have to admit that the trailer to Last House on the Left--which includes a strange, unexpected cover of "Sweet Child o' Mine" by the The Concretes' lead singer--seems pretty tense. Unfortunately, it also reveals so much of the conflict and resolution that I can't imagine what more I would get out of seeing full film. Already knowing an antagonist's head is cooked in the microwave, I'll just be waiting for that the whole time. It will be another King Kong, where I spent over an hour waiting for Kong to rip open the jaw of a dinosaur and the rest of the movie waiting for a replay.
Girls in bras can only entice me so much as long as the JC Penney catalog is still in print.