Jan 15 2009Jason Got This Dude So Bad
You think Jason needs a machete or axe or chainsaw or something to attack supposed teenagers? God, you know so little about Jason's attack methods. Sometimes he just comes up from behind and grabs a dude, you know? And trust me, it's nothing like a hug, and it isn't a gay thing--it's really scary because he's wearing this hockey mask outside of playing the sport. That's why Jason is probably one of our best masked, silent, arbitrary murderers.
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Reader Comments
1. Nick - January 15, 2009 4:32 PM
This post might just be as bad as the movie.
2. Ray - January 15, 2009 5:34 PM
is Jason attacking Ryan Secrest? Because if it is, I am all for it.
3. todders - January 15, 2009 7:05 PM
This looks like a screen cap from "Friday the 13th part 4". And "Part 8".... And possible "1-9". Hey, isn't that the dude from Supernatural?
Sadly, I will be seeing this film opening weekend.
If you wanna see some crazy mayhem, you should check out this funny-ass vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, only at Digital Funtown:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
4. Elmo - January 15, 2009 7:14 PM
looks like he's choking and Jason was just trying to help....
5. Elmo - January 15, 2009 7:14 PM
looks like he's choking and Jason was just trying to help....
6. FUCKFACEMAN - January 15, 2009 10:59 PM
this is just like THAT SEEN IN "NEVER BACK DOWN" WHERE ANTHONY MOLESTED HIS SISTER FROM THE BUTTSIDE AND THEN RAN INTO THE DARKNESS. HE NEVER GOT CAUGHT
7. sully - January 15, 2009 11:19 PM
I think the guy thinks it's his girlfriend, and he's actually enjoying being molested by Jason.
@6 That happens in Never Back Down?!?
8. Zone - January 16, 2009 11:48 AM
You know so little about Jason's attack methods as well. Jason's never used a chainsaw. Tree trimmer? Yes. Chainsaw. Not yet.
I've wasted my life.
9. Bla - January 17, 2009 4:07 PM
YAY!!!!! Jared Padashitty gets killed!!! God how I hate this guy...thing... whatever...
10. Jason - February 20, 2009 4:24 PM
This is a perfect illustration of why John Q. Public should not be allowed to blog.