Jan 16 2009'Fast and Furious' Trailer Balances Speed and Fury

Soulja Boy? Was that entirely necessary?

Sub-Zero.... you squandered your "First"... shame on you.

That said.... I am proud to say I have not seen any of the Fast and Furious movies nor do I intend to start with this one... although it might be fun to watch them in random order. Then it might be interesting in a Pulp Fiction kind of way.

I agree with squadered "First", was goddamn Souljaboy really necessary?

The special effects and physics on that last bit just don't even make any sense. I think they just gave up.

The sad thing is, I'll probably see this movie because Jordana Brewster is really hot.

... and by Jordana Brewster I mean Vin Diesel

real life black people dont even listen to soulja boy anymore...cmon

Or just Jordana Brewster.

i concur. The mispelling Soljia Boy crap should go nowhere near Fast and Furious. They easily could've put some fast paced rock song and it would've made the trailer awesome.

Disturbed- Sickness?
Alice N Chains- Them bones?
Linkin Park- Papercut?

Soljia Boy music= my smelly turd

Or Jordan Knight

I don't even know who that is.

Or Michael Jordan

I watched this without sound, and when Vin Diesel is standing by the window, it kind of looks like he's jerking off into the wind. Turn off the sound and try it out! It's kind of gross...

Also, in regards to the burning trailer... wouldn't it make more sense to go in reverse and wait for it to stop? Or is there some ticking clock scenario that I missed without sound?

Alright, I'll give you that one. He's not in the movie, though, so I'll still just be seeing the movie because of Jordana Brewster.

Or Jordan

This was always a shit version of pointbreak, in this trailer Vin (who is looking a bit porky and old) says 'I ain't coming back' Which is what Patrick Swayze says at the end of point break. Which brings me to the questions, who the fuck is Jordana Brewster?

Or Brewster

I wonder if Patrick Swayze will say 'I ain't coming back' before he, ya know, pops his clogs. That would be a shit hot.

And by Jordana Brewster I mean Vin Diesel and by Vin Diesel, I mean i'm a flaming homo

A hot chick that's in a lot of terrible movies.

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Real life black people NEVER listened to Soulja Boy period. At least we have someone else to blame for the death of hip hop other than Young Jeezy.

And by "Hot Chick" I mean vaginas are gross....

There are no black people... all the real black people were killed in 1914 and replaced with alien hybrids for the purpose of seating one of their own in the highest position of power in the U.S.

Mission accomplished.... now we're all doomed.

HOT DAMN! i am liking what i am reading in this post.

isnt that girl in scrubs that was in the drew carey show named jordan.

i think it would be awesome to have johnny depp reprise his role from fear and loathing. he could drive the caddy.
Now this
was a superior machine.

Ten grand worth of gimmicks
and high-priced special effects.

The rear windows leapt up with a touch
like frogs in a dynamite pond.

The dashboard was full of esoteric
lights and dials and meters...

that I would never understand.

This is one of those times i'm glad I'm single. My previous girlfriend would required we watch this. With $85 worth of popcorn. Or maybe we'd up it to a medium.

NICK YOU SOUND INSANE!!!!!
hehe

i really like all the posts you made, made me laugh alot! ^_^!!

I dont think a rock song would have worked, i mean what is this movie targeted to? getto people, i didnt say black i said geto, i really cant stand when they do that, ruin things just to appeal to certain type of costumers,

a rock song would have killed this trailer, because you would hear shit like:

"YO wat the fuk what that crazy white boy shit music you got going on in this thing"

again i say geto no african american, i know alot of hispanic, white and asian people that talk like that and that think like that so i dont want any misunderstanding!

OBAMA 09!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

That chick looks like a fella.

Its Spelled Ghetto not geto.

This movie is like potato chips for your brain, and I love Vin Diesel flavored potato chips.

"This is where my jurisdiction ends..."

"And this is where mine begins..."

Crank that Soulja Boy! Yooooouuuuuu

"DOM!!!"

Amazing dialogue...

I have loved all the fast and furious movies and this looks like another great one!

i can settle this... they should have just used the travis barker soulja boy remix, bonk bonk

How has he not won an Oscar yet?

8. Sithlord

...lol@ linkin park

PAUL WALKER GOTTA GTR...AGAIN