Jan 14 2009'Crank 2: High Voltage' Poster Promotes Cutting, Self-Electrocution

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I'll give it to you Crank 2--pretty good both referencing the original poster and creating a loose rebus of the film's title. Thank god someone is filling the gaping rebus hole left by the cancellations of Classic Concentration and Think Fast.

Crank 2: High Voltage Poster [IMPA]

Reader Comments

Didn't jasons character die in the first one?

Just before the movie ends his eyes blink... after he fell out of a helicopter miles up and bounced of the ground (no I'm not kidding). Honestly, If it has another Amy Smart street sex scene I'll go see it.

that was the best scene in a movie ever... i tried to get my girlfriend to recreate it with me once and it only got me slapped

That's more than disturbing.

"Transporter 3" didn't live up to the kitchy-ness of "Transporter 2". I'm not sure how "Crank 2" is going to work seeing as how he FELL OUT OF A PLANE AT A HEIGHT THAT ALLOWED HIM TO PLACE A LONG PHONE CALL TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, THEN LANDED ON A CAR AND DIED.

Spoiler alert.

Still, there's not a whole lot of logic in Statham films. We need more of that.

If you want to check out a vid that even Chev Chelios would be proud of, you should watch this hilarious vid of the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART last year:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

I think they should of called the movie "Cranky" instead of Crank 2...It just makes more sense just like how it makes sense that you can survive a fall from oh lets say 30,000 feet.

Who's Jason Amy?

@5

If I remember correctly I heard that it had something to do with the amount of adrenaline pumping through his body. Like obviously his bones were broken and he had tissue damage but his organs I think were just fine.

Stratham is shit. And that disturbing street sex scene was... disturbing. WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!

The scene in which Jason is in the helicopter at the end of the first one has to be the most unbelievable action scene I have seen in my entire life.

At first he is flying around the tops of buildings and the very next frames are looking down with a background similar to Google maps satellite images! He falls and gets a good few minutes of air time and you are trying to tell me he survives? He bounced!

Man, I'll probably still watch the second one just to see how they are going to try to cover up that epic fail, but I think I'll wait until it hits the $3.99 bin at the local car wash.

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