Jan 30 2009'Crossing Over' Poster -- Again, Not with Psychic John Edward
I stared at this poster for a full minute trying to figure out why Ray Liotta was listed but not pictured, though Joshua Jackson was pictured but not listed. Eventually I put it together.
'Crossing Over' Poster Premiere [Cinematical]
Jan 30 2009Dinosaur Robots Not in 'Transformers 2'
I'm glad I live in an era and culture where this is a conversation (paraphrased):
Man 1: "Regarding that film you're making in which robots transform into cars, trucks, jets and such--will any of the robots transform into a dinosaur?"
Man 2: "That's a logical question to ask, and the answer is no--though we did consider it. It just seemed like it would be too much."
MTV caught up with Simon Furman, a consultant on Michael Bay's first and second Transformers adaptations, and asked him about the presence of Dinobots in Revenge of the Fallen, to which he replied:
“I think that possibility was raised briefly and fairly comprehensively shot down. Much as I love the Dinobots, I’m glad. The movie-verse feels quite different to me, with its own audience and far more rooted in the real world, and Dinobots wouldn’t necessarily be a great fit. Sure, if they could come up with an appropriate rationale and integral reason for them being in there, fine, but it’d need to be good, otherwise it would all start to verge on the kitsch."
Are you kidding me, Furman? You can rationalize it in three lines:
Jan 30 2009'Wolverine' Poster: We Get It, You Have Claws
I think I did this same chin-resting-on-fist pose for my senior pictures. Except instead of claws, I had a trumpet.
The X-Men Origins: Wolverine One-Sheet! [Coming Soon]
Jan 30 2009Gulliver's Traveling Effing Up Iron Man
Fox is in talks with Jason Segel and Emily Blunt to join Jack Black in their adaptation of Gulliver's Travels. That's all well and good--we've all wanted to physically restrain Jack Black and one point or another, but most of us aren't given the chance to do it as a Lilliputian--except it's reportedly causing scheduling conflicts with her role in Iron Man 2:
Twentieth Century Fox is negotiating with Emily Blunt and Jason Segel to join Jack Black in "Gulliver's Travels," the Rob Letterman-directed reimagining of the classic Jonathan Swift tale.Blunt had already been offered the role of Black Widow in "Iron Man 2," but that may not be an option because of "Gulliver's Travels." Fox holds an option on the actress that was part of her deal when she co-starred in "The Devil Wears Prada," and the studio may invoke it to see that she takes part in the giant tale.
While Blunt's reps are still trying to work out scheduling so she can play both roles, it will be an uphill battle because of scheduling overlap. "Gulliver's Travels" will shoot in the U.K. in late March; "Iron Man 2" is expected to begin lensing in early April in Manhattan Beach, Calif.
If only she could be two places at once! It's times like these you really realize how, for all the talk about the wonders of the future, we still haven't done shit with hologram clones.
Blunt, Segel added to 'Travels' [Variety]
Jan 30 2009'Ghost Rider 2': They've Got All Those Spare Leather Jackets Lying Around Anyway
The world's bored, collective sigh at the closing of Ghost Rider still wasn't enough to extinguish the fiery skull of its protagonist. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that Columbia Pictures is officially looking for screenwriters to get to work on a sequel:
It's pretty shocking that it has taken this long for a sequel to get a move on, but finally Columbia Pictures is gearing up for GHOST RIDER 2, the sequel to the smash-hit comic book adaptation from 2007 that saw Nicolas Cage as a stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze who gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. What we learned this evening is that Columbia Pictures is officially out to writers to pen the sequel and that Nicolas Cage is in fact attached and signed on to return.
I'm honestly surprised it's taken this long for an official writing call when the special effects team has already been working on action sequences:
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Jan 30 2009Football Fans Will Love 'Race to Witch Mountain'
When this commercial airs during the Super Bowl, living rooms and bars full of people are going to be demanding we all turn off the game for a few minutes to discuss what's just been seen. "Did you see that alien bounty hunter guy? He's going to give Boba Fett a run for his money. Are there really UFO conventions? Why does The Rock keep delivering his lines in the style of Matt LeBlanc?" It's not going to matter who wins the Super Bowl because we've all won a great family adventure.
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Jan 30 2009Rambo Will Return Again... Somewhere
When Sylvester Stallone stumbled back from wherever he wandered to after leaving the set of Spy Kids 3-D and jumped right back into the roles of Rocky and Rambo, I thought it was understood that it was his swan song--a chance for him to say goodbye to his most famous characters before his neck veins overtook his vocal function. That was the agreement, Sly. So what's this I'm hearing about Rambo coming back again?
Sylvester Stallone, who is preparing to shoot action-adventure The Expendables, told Extra that he's planning to play John Rambo again."Yeah, we are doing another 'Rambo,' but the conflict is whether to do it in America or a foreign country," said Stallone.
At least this project will keep him from trying to do Further Over the Top or Stop! Or My Dad Will Shoot This Time.
Sylvester Stallone Not Done with Rambo [Coming Soon]
Jan 30 2009'I Love You, Man' Recruitment Poster
First I thought I liked the stylish minimalism of this poster, but now I'm starting to think I just like the familiarity of Jason Segel having my 7th grade haircut. I wonder if his character is also really into Warcraft 2.
I Love You, Man Poster [IMPA]
Jan 29 2009New 'Echelon Conspiracy' (The Amazing Cell Phone-Based Thriller) Trailer!
Good news: There's a new trailer for the magical/haunted mobile phone film, Echelon Conspiracy!
Bad news: It kind of debunks the magicality/hauntedness of the phone by grounding it to the realm of people controlling omniscient computers. Oh, well--nothing can stay perfect forever.
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Jan 29 2009Soundwave Won't Play Your Old Tapes
I didn't own that many Transformers toys as a kid, but one of the few I made sure to get was Soundwave. He turned into a tape player, and then you could put other robots that turned into tapes inside him. It was really awesome. Above is the toy modeled after Soundwave in Transformers 2; to the right is the alternate form, which looks suspiciously like something other than a tape player.
I don't even care, Michael Bay. I'm just saying that when you're talking about Transformers toys, as strange as it sounds, a tape player is a lot better than a bejeweled alien jet thing.
First look at Soundwave [Empire]
Jan 29 2009Nite Owl Should Just Get Himself One of Those Puffy Coats
Over at Total Film, they've debuted six new Watchmen images surprisingly worth looking at (i.e., not just different brooding poses of the main cast). Flipping through them, I'm realizing I might have to refresh myself with the book one more time before the film's March release, because I don't at all recall Swimsuit Hitler or this Snowboard Liberace guy.
Jan 29 2009Universal Making Another Movie About a Thing
I hope you're ready for more non-descript terror, people, because The Thing is returning to the screen in an all-new, more computer-generated form:
Universal will add a new chapter to "The Thing," lining up another take on the paranoid horror classic most recently brought to the screen by John Carpenter in 1982.Studio has set "Battlestar Galactica" exec producer Ron Moore to write the script and commercials director Matthijs Van Heijningen to direct the re-imagining.
New project borrows heavily from the John W. Campbell Jr. short story "Who Goes There," the basis of the Carpenter film and 1951 Howard Hawks original "The Thing From Another World."
It is set in a Norwegian camp and chronicles how the shape-shifting alien was first discovered and overcame the inhabitants of that camp.
The Thing will be Van Heijningen's film directing debut, though he has shot commercials for Pepsi, Heinekin, Bud Light, and others. So even if he can't make a film that lives up to its predecessors, at least he'll nail the scene where the alien shapeshifts into a variety of refreshing beverages.
(Thanks for alerting, Dr. Venkman.)
Universal bringing back 'The Thing' [Variety]
Jan 29 2009'Scrooged' Loses Best Modern Adaptation of 'A Christmas Carol' Crown
I just got a late submission to the Invent a Horrible Christmas Movie Contest from a couple months ago. Sadly, it's too late for it to win, but it's also too good not to share:
"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - A modern re-imagining of A Christmas Carol in which Matthew McConaughey is visited by several ghosts that force him to review the numerous relationships of his past, present and future, teaching the consummate bachelor to change his philandering ways and settle down with his true love (Jennifer Garner)."
That entry comes from New Line Cinema, and they even made a trailer:
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Jan 29 2009Storm Shadow Has This Great Sword Move
Coming Soon has added one more poster to the collection of G.I Joe character one-sheets, this one of Storm Shadow crossing his blades in a move that protects from attacks from the top and side, as well as the deadliest threat, Ninja Dracula. Classic defense.
Jan 29 2009Miike's 'Yatterman' Preview, Premiere, Trailer, Dinosaur on a Disappearing Bridge
Hey, everyone going to New York Comic Con: I just realized that Takashi Miike, the director of great Japanese films like Audition and Happiness of the Katakuris, is one of the special guests. He'll be speaking and showing a 7-minute clip from his new film, Yatterman, February 6 at 4 PM, and tickets to the 8 PM premiere will be handed out at the Nikkatsu booth earlier in the day.
Why is this exciting?
1. Takashi Miike is pretty great.
2. This film involves giant robots, at least one dinosaur, and an overall feeling of madness.
Here's the trailer:
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Jan 28 2009Watchmen, Gather 'Round, Time for a Group Shot in the Rain!
Combining the poster trends of standing in the middle of a street and ass presentation puts this one just a few floating heads and some chunky red lettering away from being the ultimate movie poster.
'Watchmen' Poster [Yahoo!]
Jan 28 2009'Machete' Getting Less and Less Fake
Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse collaboration's tragic underperformance at the box office might not have killed the chances of one of the film's fake trailers becoming reality. Bloody Disgusting has posted that the Weinstein Company still has plans to shoot Machete, Rodriguez's Mexsploitation trailer about a knife-toting ex-Federale's revenge on his former boss, as early as this year:
Although we can't confirm the news, it is nice to hear rumblings around town. We're being told that Weinstein Co. has serious plans on shooting Robert Rodriguez's highly anticipated Machete later this year. Starring Danny Trejo, Machete was introduced to us as a faux trailer in Dimension Films' GRINDHOUSE, which bombed at the box office back in April of '07. In the trailer it was revealed that after being betrayed by the organization who hired him, an ex-Federale (Trejo) launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. No word on if this would go theatrical or direct-to-DVD.
I don't know about this one. I kind of feel like I already saw all the good parts of Machete in the trailer. Personally, I'd rather see Edgar Wright's Don't, which teased with basically some startled reactions and random violence. Instead of seeing the full story of Machete, let's find out why a bespectacled Nick Frost is applauding in a diaper.
Jan 28 2009'A-Team' Acquires New Teammate
For reasons unclear, it looks like the A-Team is still driving its racing-striped van into theaters. THR is reporting that Smokin' Aces' Joe Carnahan is in talks to direct the Ridley and Tony Scott-produced adaptation:
Joe Carnahan is in negotiations to helm the action movie with Ridley and Tony Scott's shingle Scott Free coming on board as producers. Stephen J. Cannell, who co-created the show, is also producing.The trek to bring "A-Team" to the big screen has been a long one, with various actors, directors and writers landing on it before springing off of it. John Singleton was last attached, but ultimately left after casting issues stalled the project.
Fox is betting this is the right combination, setting a June 11, 2010, release date for the feature, which is written by Skip Woods.
I expect to hear the cast announcements soon; otherwise it means Joe Carnahan will have to deal with daily calls from Mr. T for that much longer.
Jan 28 2009Tomb Raider Will Be a Movie Again
Warner Bros., like many of us, is looking for a woman with full, pouty lips and disproportionately large breasts. The studio has announced they're planning to restart the Tomb Raider franchise, ignoring the previous Angelina Jolie-starring messes:
Warners Bros. and producer Dan Lin are in early development on a a reboot of "Tomb Raider," the popular video game action franchise.Paramount previously made the two movies based on the game, but the rights have since reverted to Eidos. When Time Warner upped its stake to 19.92% in Eidos in December, films rights to the property were included as part of the deal.
The new project, however, is expected to revamp the character and her mission and bear little resemblance to the original pictures. It will reimagine the origins of the character, her love interest and the main villain.
As an open-writing assignment, the project is still in its nascent stages. An actress who could play the role Angelina Jolie made famous would likely come on after a writer and director are attached.
Phew! I was worried I'd only see more real-life Lara Croft in the countless photos and videos that emerge after every video game expo and comic convention that features a promotional appearance by a model dressed as the character. Because whenever I see those, I'm always thinking, "This is OK, seeing a busty model in short shorts squat beside a bevy of nerds, but I wish there was a ludicrous plot to go with it."
Maybe I'm being too hard on the idea, though. Warner Bros. is the studio responsible for the hugely-successful Batman relaunch, so maybe they'll get this one right too (larger, more-exposed boobs, and adding the Joker).
Jan 28 2009Never Mind About 'Green Hornet' Being Cancelled
Following a Monday report that The Green Hornet was most likely cancelled, writer Seth Rogen shot back with some emails to HitFix's Drew McWeeny, who first reported the story. Apparently the film is still happening, and Rogen isn't pleased people are saying otherwise:
"'The Green Hornet' has many people working for it, including production designers, costume designers and many conceptual artists, office staff, etc.," he said during our e-mail exchange back and forth. "[The studio heads] have every intention on making it, and assuming we're able to hire a new director in the upcoming weeks, which seems like a distinct possibilty, it should still hit the release date."
He makes a good point about how unsubstantiated rumors can make those working for the film needlessly worry. Like, I bet when Christopher Nolan read this story, he was really freaking out. "Fuck ME--I hired Eddie Murphy???"
Jan 28 2009'Street Fighter' Promo -- Also: Buy This Talisman Thing
Coming Soon has posted a new Japanese promo for Street Fighter that seems to also double as a keychain amulet commercial. If your fierce dedication to the fighting game franchise has somehow created a faint interest in this film, consider this brief montage another shot at disenfranchising yourself enough to stop caring. You'll end up really wanting the talisman they show at the end though--that thing is beautiful as hell.
Jan 28 2009It's 'Madea Goes to Jail' Poster
They had to change the name, and the cast, and make it not funny, but we've finally got our Arrested Development movie! Or maybe Tyler Perry is admitting he's Keyser Söze. That's probably the more likely scenario--considering the shadows, and how Tyler Perry is clearly evil.
Madea Goes to Jail Poster [IMPA]
Jan 27 2009Samson is Coming... to the FUTURE!
Bibles stories are BORING, right? WRONG. You're thinking of Biblical stories that aren't set IN THE FUTURE. Variety is reporting that Warner Bros. had paid over a million dollars (that is so much) for pitch that puts a futuristic spin on the Samson and Delilah story:
In a seven-figure upfront deal, Warner Bros. has acquired "Samson," a pitch for a futuristic retelling of the Samson and Delilah story.WB prevailed in a three-studio bidding battle. The seven-figure deal comes despite a sluggish year so far for deals on material. Aside from a strong writer and director, the project sparked bidding because it had a big idea that can be shaped into a tentpole project in which the concept is the star.
Scott Silver will write the script, and Francis Lawrence will direct. Erwin Stoff will produce through 3 Arts.
I can see the teaser already...
Title: From the people who brought you I Am Legend
A familiar voice-over: "Delilah X, never cut these hairlike tubes of fluid that feed futuristic super strength serum into my head."
Cut to: A bald Will Smith screaming in agony.
Title: SAMSON
And before you know it, it's made $200 million.
Jan 27 2009'Bonnie and Clyde' Now 'Lizzie McGuire and Buddy's Master'
Everyone hates a remake (besides the millions who seem to pay for tickets to see remakes), and there are so many lately that it would be easy for me to just sit here and slowly massage my temples at the idea of director Tonya S. Holly attempting to make a better version of the highly acclaimed 1967 classic Bonnie and Clyde. But hey, Bonnie and Clyde were real people, and there's more than one way to tell their story without it being a "remake" per se, so go for it, Holly. Who am I to judge? Except I do find it a little odd that you've decided to use Hilary Duff and the child owner of Air Bud as the famous criminal couple:
Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers will star in indie feature "The Story of Bonnie and Clyde," produced by Cypress Moon Studios.Tonya S. Holly will direct the film from her own script, which is a new adaptation of the story of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow rather than a remake of the 1967 classic film starring Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty. Holly began working on the project after reading old newspaper articles about the gangster pair in an abandoned house on her family's property.
Holly wrote, produced and directed the feature "When I Find the Ocean."
"The Story of Bonnie and Clyde" is set to lense in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. Natalie Canerday and Rance Howard will also star.
Maybe the casting will make more sense once it's revealed that "new adaptation" means "now includes musical numbers and a canine sidekick with the uncanny ability to wield a tommy gun."
Hilary Duff set for 'Bonnie and Clyde' [Variety]
Jan 27 2009Watch 'The Prisoner' Using Internet Computer Technology
I'm not sure how long this has existed, but my friend Greg just sent me an email pointing out that the entire 17-episode run of classic '60s sci-fi spy series The Prisoner is available to stream on AMC's site. If star Patrick McGoohan's death two weeks ago sparked some interest in watching the oft-referenced BBC show, this should save you some money on DVDs. Just keep in mind you'll still be paying for it in wear & tear on your download megachip.
Jan 27 2009'G.I. Joe' Posters Using Classic Leather/Sparks/Debris Combo
Paramount has released five new posters for the G.I. Joe movie. Their concept: poorly-framed characters on the set of a car commercial, and things are blowing up. Enjoy:
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Jan 27 2009Brendan Fraser Hated by Nature Itself
What now, Brendan Fraser? What now?
Brendan Fraser will star in and Roger Kumble will direct "Furry Vengeance," a live-action family comedy that will start production by early summer.Fraser will play a real estate developer whose new housing subdivision pushes far into a pristine part of the Oregon wilderness, pitting the developer against a band of angry critters.
My first thought upon reading this--and it was pondered with genuine concern--was, "Hmm, I wonder if that means talking CGI animals or trained, real animals with CGI and puppets used for the parts where the deer rams his testicles." That's how I know I've finally been broken.
Also, the title Furry Vengeance makes this sound like it's a horror movie about a killer in a giant fox costume, which would probably be the better picture. I'd definitely be terrified to see this guy coming at me with a knife (particularly if Stone Temple Pilots was still playing).
Brendan Fraser set for 'Vengeance' [Variety]
Jan 27 2009New 'Public Enemies' Shots Reveal Bale's Contempt
I can really tell that old fashioney Christian Bale does not want me at this party. But guess what, CB: I am at this party, and I'm the one who brought that guacamole everyone is raving about. So how about toning it down with the sideways glances, alright, Smooth Criminal?
More new photos from Michael Mann's John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) vs. FBI agent Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) here. (Thanks, Pat.)
Jan 27 2009Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig, Good Writers Making 'Tintin'
Paramount and Sony Pictures have put out a full press release for Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn, revealing that Daniel Craig will play the antagonist and Jamie Bell will play the lead. Sounds like someone (Steven Spielberg) saw Defiance!
Paramount Pictures and Sony Pictures Entertainment have announced the start of principal production in Los Angeles on the 3D Motion Capture Film "The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn," directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jamie Bell ("Billy Elliot," "Defiance") as Tintin, the intrepid young reporter whose relentless pursuit of a good story thrusts him into a world of high adventure, and Daniel Craig ("Quantum of Solace," "Defiance") as the nefarious Red Rackham.Bell and Craig are joined by an international cast that includes Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Gad Elmaleh, Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook.
"The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn," from a screenplay by Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish, is produced by Spielberg, Peter Jackson and Kathleen Kennedy, is the first in the series of 3D motion capture films based on the iconic character created by Georges Remi, better known to the world by his pen name "Herge" and is due for release in 2011.
Edgar Wright, Steven Moffat, and Joe Cornish wrote the screenplay, too? I might have to watch this in a theater. You know?
Jamie Bell and Daniel Craig Join Tintin! [Coming Soon]
Jan 26 2009'Charlie's Angels 3' Slow-Motion Flip-Kicking Our Way
Ready for more gyrating in boy shorts and casual disregard of physics? Let's hope so, because producer Nancy Juvonen told Sci Fi Wire she's thinking about making another Charlie Angel:
SFW: Are you seriously looking at a third Charlie's?Juvonen: Seriously, I've been in total denial for years. I've been like, "Don't talk to me. Do not even mention it." Then I started, about a year and a half ago, going, "All right, what if I started to think about this again?" Then, about eight months ago, I started actually pitching in my head sort of what I'd do, but we don't want to go back in without story. I want [one] from start to finish, all the way to the third-act ending, a great document. There, we'll go nuts.
SFW: Is the idea the same three Angels, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu—not to start over with a new trio?
Juvonen: I think that's part of it. I'm really into that when the show had the four Angels on for a while, and Farrah [Fawcett]'s little sister, Cheryl Ladd, came in. There was something fun with that, I think, that's very iconic of the show. So I'm a little on that.
SFW: So actresses should start pitching themselves for the fourth Angel?
Juvonen: They should. I'm having a Rihanna fixation myself. What are you going to do?
SFW: Would you get McG again? [He's currently finishing up Terminator Salvation, wants to do Captain Nemo next and may be on the hook for more Terminator films if his first one hits.]
Juvonen: We'd have to do it with McG. I don't think we could do it without McG, and I think that the Angels all at least need to be there.
Yes, don't go back in without a story. Emphasis on story is always what made the Charlie Angel movies landmark cinema. Otherwise it's just some attractive and popular actresses bouncing between ridiculous action and campy eroticism that I have a hard justifying liking an inordinate amount.
My requests for the possible third chapter: a fourth Angel in a wheelchair (but she does all these awesome moves in the wheelchair), Zach Galifianakis as Bosley #3, time travel. And those aren't jokes--that's genuinely what I want to see.
Jan 26 2009'The Cove': 'All the President's Men' but with Dolphin Murder
Japan has a dirty little secret! Actually, Japan probably has a lot of dirty little secrets (the secret of why they have so many robots, the secret of why it's considered OK to sell used underwear in vending machines), but The Cove focuses on uncovering this one: why are these guys brutally slaughtering so many dolphins? Did Japan not get Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home? I know that was whales, but still, it was also fiction; we have no way of knowing what aquatic mammal call we might need to respond to future alien signals. What if it's dolphins, Japan?
Here's the trailer:
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Jan 26 2009'Green Hornet' Troubles!
Ut oh for The Green Hornet! HitFix is reporting that Seth Rogen's bewildering, chubbier take on the action hero is in trouble:
Ever since Stephen Chow started to waffle about his participation in the film, I've been hearing rumors that there were major hesitations at Sony. Then at Sundance, I heard several people say that the film was off completely. I spoke this afternoon with a source close to the film, and while they didn't call it completely dead, they did say it is "highly unlikely" that the film will shoot in 2009 at all.
Of course, the good news is this clears the way for a CGI/live-action hybrid version wherein Will Smith plays the voice of a CGI hornet fighting crime alongside his feline sidekick, Cat-O. That sounds more like the vision of the Green Hornet my mom wants to rent.
Jan 26 2009Paul Blart is Really, Really Popular Mall Cop
Apparently no one realized a new Brendan Fraser movie opened this weekend, and instead everyone saw these movies:
1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $21.5 million. Maybe let's not all see Paul Blart next weekend, just to give something else a shot. We'll divide it up: last names beginning with A-M, you get to enjoy the endless laughter this weekend.
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - $20.7 million. Nice try, Underworld, but last I checked there isn't a King of Queens vampire, which makes your movie bullshit in comparison to anything with a King of Queens.
3. Gran Torino - $16 million, putting it less than $3 million away from reaching $100 million. How did that happen?
4. Hotel for Dogs - $12.4 million. Oooh, a hotel for dogs, you say? That sounds good.
5. Slumdog Millionaire - $10.6 million. Oooh, something else about a dog, you say? That also sounds good.
Jan 26 2009'Coraline' Cybernet-Only Trailer
OK, so sorry that last Coraline trailer I posted wasn't really a trailer so much as creator Neil Gaiman pretending he was hosting a personalized version of Alfred Hitchcock Presents (and promoting Borders). I promise this one is better:
