Dec 16 2008'Two Lovers' Poster: Who Will Joaquin Phoenix Choose!?
I'm no bigamist, but ladies, you can't fully blame Joaquin Phoenix--or any other guy--for taking two lovers. There have been studies done, by scientists, that show men often instinctively feel the need for one cold, distant, urban mate, one comatose, haunted mansion-dwelling mate. It's genetics.
'Two Lovers' Poster Premiere [Cinematical]

Reader Comments
1. First - December 16, 2008 2:13 PM
FIRST
2. Mella - December 16, 2008 2:32 PM
So does his retirement officially start after this movie then?
3. Vince Lombardi - December 16, 2008 2:39 PM
Who won the contest?
4. whistle - December 16, 2008 2:56 PM
Without even knowing who that other girl is or what she looks like naked, I would pick her over Paltrow.
5. TetterkeT - December 16, 2008 3:17 PM
It looks to me like he's choosing both (that's what I would choose)!
6. Elmo - December 16, 2008 4:26 PM
wha.. what about the "Bye! Good" on his hands? did anyone see that?
he wrote 'goodbye!' backwards on hands, like a drunk dumb person
not that I'm saying.... uhhm.... whatever.
7. Tom - December 16, 2008 6:35 PM
Hey! You said you was leaving!
8. jimbob - December 17, 2008 7:07 PM
Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow's head is miniscule.