Dec 10 2008Trailer for the Movie Where Jessica Biel Strips

1st!

She got a 'no nudity' clause to play a stripper. Just who does she think she is, anyway? Look, Jessica, you're already an object. Really, that's all you are - a couple of plump cans, a high, tight backside, and a mediocre face. Nobody is remotely interested in you for your "talent." Strip off or begone.

Someone likes their colors. Forest Whitaker, what a waste of talent and an Oscar. I might see this on second run.

Looks awesome!

I beg to differ.

Q: I assume you're still sticking to your policy of no nudity in the film? I heard you picked out your own body double for Nailed.

JB: "Yeah I did pick out my own body double. That was bizarre, that was very bizarre. It's very hard to be a woman and sort of be looking at women kind of like they're just objects. I was like, ‘I'm kind of having a male experience right now.' It was weird. It wasn't the best thing I've ever done. Anyway, I actually didn't stick to that policy in this other film I did called Powder Blue.

I can't believe anyone would ever say this, but "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" puts this concept to shame.

JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

Is it just me or did that one guy look like Bryce Dallas Howard?

her lats..... that last shot of her.... her lats -- and everything else (of course) -- look great...

i love it when VERY HOT women play strippers and start doing all those pole work outs.... GGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2: she knows.... http://www.glutbusters.com/Gear_Jessica_Biel_08.jpg she knows... give her a break.

Does anyone know what song (or band) is playing during that trailer? It's great.

To the guy above me: Really? Jessica Biel and her top is off and all you can think about is the song? You make me sick!

Biel is a butterface. I only bothered to click play for Ray Liotta.

it's not "butterface" stupid. it's "butt-a-face".

Titty scenes aren't what they used to be. They can stick anyone's head on top of anyone's body with them computers.

They should have some sort of third-party certification that the titties you're looking at are THE SAME ONES you would see if the broad, in real life, took her top off in front of you. The verification system should be as rigorous as Kosher rabbis. It would be the "Real Seal" of titties.

@10

It sounds like Bedhead. Or Explosions in the Sky. Or Jessica Simpson.

@9

It seems to me that she's caught a few pretty massive breaks already. She's not getting any from me. She's playing a *stripper* for fuck's sake! That's like a hooker who insists on leaving the lights off.

Wow.
Speechless.

Anyone that thinks Jessica Biel is ugly needs glasses. She has great facial structure and naturally plump and pouty lips. Furthermore, complaining about her acting is like saying acting is some sort of skill in the first place.

She is smoking hot!

I made it to 1:01.

that is all.

Randal

i think it's Soul's Release - Dripping Whispers.

Thanks, guys, for reminding me that all guys care about are T&A. Lame.

"It's very hard to be a woman and sort of be looking at women kind of like they're just objects. I was like, ‘I'm kind of having a male experience right now."

Um... as a guy I find that offensive.
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No I'm kidding... she's totally right.

She isn't even hot anymore.
I dunno what it is - but she's just 'meh'.

@23....

That's because you're turning gay... this is the first sign. Watch for the second sign: The cock in your ass.

looks like one of those movies with 20 fukin stories all jam packed into one hour and a half...yeahh ill prob just download the shit

i think its safe to say that ryan reynolds is a big fag..hell yea id get married to my boss, and id make her do me, especially if it was bullock...wheres my beer

i liked the trailer, it started with drama, drama, stripper, drama drama stripper, drama stripper drama stripper stripper drama, fuck it! stripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripperstripper. till you ejaculated all over yourself. but as you climax they flash a close up of forrest whitakers lazy eye! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s.
jessica beil is a tight package, she was smoking in chainsaw massacre.
if you dont find her giving you a boner, you are very gay my friend.

Hey, wait, she is not really showing her tits in the trailer, nude in front of the computer for nothing... again!

Hollywood, we want 80's gratuitous (does this word really exists? gratuitous?) nude scenes back. That's something good about spanish films, our actresses always show everything.

i love how the film pretends to be a postrock mumblecore handheld compoundword character study until the filmmakers seem to start panicking towards the end, throw their hands up in the air and just go -- SHE'S SHOWING HER TITS! OK?! YES. JESSICA BIEL WILL BE LAPDANCING AND SHOWING SOME TITS IN THIS MOVIE!

alavet.

arnuld thanks for the link! its my bg now for my iphone.

I don't know who this Jessica Biel person is you all are talking about, but that horse in the trailer has a really nice body...

I was watching 7th Heaven.
It's just so weird thinking it's the same girl.

#5 -- Thanks for the enlightenment [:

#13
It's definitely "butter face"
It comes from the term "but her face"
"She is hott, but her face.."
and it has been shortened to "butterface."

It looks like a sad film.

Jessica Biel, a butterface with a good (but not that great) body who Hollywood or someone is desperately trying to turn into a big box office draw. She's almost run out of time, so she'll be either gone or doing small parts in b-movies (with ass close ups) soon.

Luckily its only a no nipple nudity clause , so we get to see the rest

I'm with #18 here. Her face looks mighty fine to me, especially considering the rest. It's not like you'd have to ask her to wear a paper bag or anything.

good work. thank you
sohbet

All of the guys who are disappointed or excited to see JB naked are pathetic. Is it really such a big deal for your life to see a woman naked for like 30 minutes in a movie that nearly all of these posts are about whether she strips down, or looks ugly?

Obviously all of you have never touched a woman in your life, and for the world's gene pool I sure hope you never do.

#24 is funny.

wait.. so. what the hell is this about?

lol, Why do you all talk as if you'd ever have a chance with anyone as pretty as her in the first place? She's never gonna b with you and you'll never get a girl like her. This is comical. leik any ladies would do you.

DAMN SHE HAS A NICE BUTT AND A HOT BODY

Im not gay but i dont think jessica biel is that beautiful . I think she is an overrated horse face with a huge ass and that huge ass is the only reason why she is considered the sexiest woman alive.....Megan fox or angelina Jolie ..thats beauty, really beautiful faces, Biel is jus a plain looking bitch who works out a lot = BUTTERFACE

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Jessica Biel ist… Und die meisten bekannten Schauspielerinnen sind auch gar nicht besser, als sie.

Sie zieht sich immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B. für sie? Das alles verstehe ich nicht.

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