Dec 18 2008This Will Probably Be Like 'The Wizard'
Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski has acquired the film rights to an article in the Wall Street Journal about a man's obsession with the video game Second Life:
Universal and "Pirates of the Caribbean" helmer Gore Verbinski have acquired a 2007 Wall Street Journal article they will use as the basis for a film about the online fantasy role-playing world and its detrimental impact on the real lives of players.Verbinski will develop the film as a directing vehicle; Steven Knight ("Eastern Promises") will pen the script.
The article by Alexandra Alter focuses on a married man who spends as many as 20 hours a day on a computer, existing through an avatar who is a thriving, musclebound entrepreneur. In reality, he is a diabetic, chain-smoking 53-year-old.
I just read the article (you can too!) and what the Variety story fails to mention is that the man is an electronic bigamist--married to one woman in real life and another lady in Second Life. So with that conflict and advanced computer graphics taking us INSIDE THE COMPUTER, I guess I can almost imagine how a man literally only playing an online game could be a movie. This part of the story will probably come at the height of the second act:
He upgraded his avatar, buying defined stomach muscles, a furry chest and special hair that sways when he walks.
When you buy yourself special hair that sways when you walk, you're just setting yourself up for a fall.
Universal, Verbinski plan to role-play [Variety]

Reader Comments
1. Jessica - December 18, 2008 11:53 AM
"This Will Probably Be Like 'The Wizard'"
we can only hope.
and we can hope that this movie also features a scene with Beau Bridges securing the scroll weapon and almost beating Mecha-Turtle.
2. sully - December 18, 2008 12:04 PM
sounds more like requiem for a dream
3. B - December 18, 2008 2:41 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers "The Wizard."
4. Kobo - December 18, 2008 9:14 PM
Do not knock the swaying hair, it's the best.
I hope they have a special training montage with Journey playing in the background as the avatar shops for and eventually buys his first attaching penis.
5. Kiko The Cabana Boy - December 19, 2008 12:59 AM
Is that Derek Smalls?
6. Woll Smoth - December 22, 2008 4:15 PM
in an unrelated note, Ben X was pretty cool.