Steven Seagal v. Vampires Trailer

Vampires have overrun humanity, and our only hope lies in the skilled hands of a specially-trained team led by our last remaining master swordsman, Steven Seagal. The outcome of such a match-off should be obvious, but here's the trailer for a film on the subject if you have any lingering doubts:

You know Segal only did this film to alleviate my fears that his hair is turning him into Dracula.

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