Dec 22 2008'Push' Poster: Shoving is Still Fine Though
Everyone, make sure you're careful when pushing this holiday season: one push can change everything. Until now, we'd all be working under the assumption it would take three or four pushes to get anything changed, but we not know that is not the case. It turns out one push does it. All that pushing I did in college, foolishly thinking it would take a lot of pushing to change everything, is making me look pretty stupid right now. If I'd known then what I know now, I'd never have pushed half as much.
Push Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. John - December 22, 2008 11:22 AM
First!
2. cbobgo - December 22, 2008 11:35 AM
are those bone claws?
3. GARTHvader - December 22, 2008 11:44 AM
That big schmuck, Chris Evan, couldn't do shit. Hate that motherf...
Street Kings was the gayest movie he ever did.
4. Count Orlock - December 22, 2008 12:00 PM
Jumper: Push Edition.
5. BigPapa - December 22, 2008 12:20 PM
It looks like the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed cover, only from the other side lol
6. Mr. Jones - December 22, 2008 12:25 PM
Let me guess... this is a quasi-superhero movie where a protagonist inexplicably manifests a super-natural ability... and I'm going to hazard a wild guess here - this particular "power" is some sort of force projection, perhaps based on telekineses.
In this movie, we will follow the "hero" as he/she slowly gains the power, and then has to deal with the consequences. Again, I'm wildly guessing that authority figures, and maybe the general public, will react very negatively towards this "outsider". And the "outsider" will have at least one big scene where he/she lashes out, causing as much destruction as the movie budget allows.
Okay, I just saved you $12. Please feel free to send half of that to my mailing address. Everyone wins.
7. Count Orlock - December 22, 2008 12:28 PM
Is this the movie that Dakota Fanning on raeped in?
SHWEET! BUYIN' MAH TICKET NAO!
8. gogirlwonder - December 22, 2008 1:13 PM
Wow, that's a very fugly poster.
9. Surgery - December 22, 2008 2:22 PM
@5: Lmao so true!
@6: Shut up.
The trailer makes this film look promising, at least on the entertainment level. I like Chris Evans, he has the potential to be a great actor, however he has to expand his resume. His role on Sunshine was well done.
10. gnox_gnok - December 22, 2008 3:38 PM
Lolz, sorta looks like Neo in Matrix one repelling those bullets.
11. Mr. Jones - December 22, 2008 3:54 PM
#9
Talk is cheap. And the internet is free. So methinks I shan't "shut up".
"promising, at least on the entertainment level"
Way to rhetorically cover your bases there, chum. You're a modern day Cicero. If this "film" ends up being the stinking turd it every bit appears to be, then it's still worthwhile if it has lots of loud noises and marginal cgi eye-candy. With an argument like that, you can't lose.
Someone said Hollywood is the abortion clinic of creativity. I couldn't agree more.
12. Korey - December 22, 2008 8:31 PM
The tagline should be "One push can destroy a 100 thousand dollar Ferrari."
13. Thrasher - December 23, 2008 1:05 PM
I thought this was a movie about giving birth. This poster helped clear that misconception right up. Thanks movie poster.
14. B - December 23, 2008 4:42 PM
#4....I thought that immediately too.
15. Aroinak - December 30, 2008 3:13 AM
Dang, they beat me to it. I was gonna say "Wow, Jumper + Force Unleashed...", but both have been said... Oh well, large-scale pushes with big shock waves jutting out every which way from the pushing hands are not cool anymore unless they are immediately affiliated with Star Wars... Sorry to break it to you, Mr. Pushy-Dude.
16. rob - January 20, 2009 11:56 PM
damn i was gonna say the same thing how can this movie come out so close to jumper and have the same lackluster plot was jumper even successful? almost as bad as speed but at least that was the EXACT same thing they didnt try to hide it