Dec 16 2008Poster for 'H2' (That Stands for 'Halloween' and 'Two')

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Overnight, official news came that Rob Zombie would be directing a sequel to Halloween--which has been given the SUV-like name of H2---and already there's a teaser poster. I place it somewhere near the crossroads of gritty terror, still from an early music video, and "sorry, this student didn't supply a senior picture so we had to blow up a crummy photo of him from another section of the yearbook."

Hi-Res Teaser Poster for Rob Zombie's H2 [Shock Till You Drop]

(Even more thanks to Brad of Comictube.)

Reader Comments

why not RZH2 (Rob Zombie's Halloween 2) so it doesn't sound like a car?
FIRST eat it, suckkers

It's nice to see that Mickey Rourke's career is still rebounding.

Rob Zombie needs to stop making movies, seriously. They're all terrible and I love bad movies. I'd rather watch Blood Sucking Freaks on a 24 hour loop rather than watch anything he's made. And if you've seen B.S.F. you know how serious I am

LOVE Blood Sucking Freaks!!!!!11!

I'll watch it and see what he does with the next one. For me, any movie with Keanu Reeves or Vincent Gallo is cyanide time.

Oh but if those two were in SAW 17 and were forced to act out each others lines from their movies and who ever gets a line wrong loses a limb....

O MAN, IM THERE.

Honestly, Devil's Rejects was excellent. I could see not liking the others, but it was a good film that really did what it was trying to do well.

Does this look like the cover of U2's Rattle and Hum to anyone else?

I think this belongs on the "men who look like old lesbians" blog.

I know this may sound stupid, but I'm pretty sure Michael got killed as dead as he's ever been in Zombie's remake. Like a full clip in the face from inches away dead.

Am I the only one who wants to scream "O!" after hearing "H2"?

Probably.

Wait, what? They already made a version of Halloween called Halloween: H20. Doesn't that automatically preclude their now calling this H2?

Still, they should use "More Human Than Human" for the theme tune. I don't see why we have to have all new Rob Zombie tunes for his movies when they aren't as good as the old stuff.

I will give four grapes, a grape skin, a grape stem and an almost empty ziploc baggie to anyone that gets Rob Zombie to stop making movies. Get him to stop casting his wife in everything and I will even through in the crust of a mock chicken sandwich that still has a bit of mayo on it.

Rob Zombie's last Hallowe'en was wicked retarded. Like, since when did Michael Myers had claws as a kid?

That looks like Mickey Rourke! :D lol

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