Dec 2 2008Ooze Wants to See a 'Monsters vs. Aliens' Poster?
I've been trying to cut back on audibly sighing at these things, but this Monsters vs. Aliens poster just violently threw me off that wagon. Back to being the internet's exhaust port.
Monsters vs. Aliens Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. malcolm - December 2, 2008 5:36 PM
first
(read: im a tool)
2. rob - December 2, 2008 6:41 PM
i was in a good mood and it all went away instantly when i read "ooze gonna save us"
3. Snickers - December 2, 2008 7:53 PM
You should change the title to "Ooze in the mood to see a "Monsters vs. Aliens" poster", as this would be correct grammar and therefore more silly and clever.
4. erik - December 2, 2008 9:36 PM
I get to work on a site for this movie soon- and the art for it looks nice- I think it has potential (as far as kids movies go). It may not be your type of movie, but maybe that's coz you're not 5? Why must you always be so mean? I get it when the movie actually sucks and you've had a chance to actually see it- but why talk badly about a movie that's not even out yet, which you are not the target audience for?
love the site- keep up the hard work, but it could use less "wah wah this sucks- (cliche sarcastic put-down here)"
5. Charlie Caligula - December 2, 2008 11:08 PM
The majority of these computer animated schlock-fests are just shallow build-ups for the fart jokes, but the trailer for this actually looked alright.
6. steve - December 3, 2008 3:40 AM
First! bitchs!
7. sicasso - December 3, 2008 9:09 AM
huh. a one-eyed monster/alien in an computer-animated kids movie. that's original. is he voiced by a washed-up Jewish comedian/friend of Robin Williams? once again, everyone's late to the pixar party.
8. Mr Brown Shirt - December 3, 2008 1:24 PM
How many penis references can you find in the poster?
-The blue thing is SHAPED like a penis.
-It has "one eye"
-It says "ooze" right above the tip...
9. Sueyo - December 3, 2008 3:15 PM
No celebrity names flaunted all over the poster!? And it's a CGI comedy!?
Oh well, I guess they just haven't been able to get a hold of any celebrities yet. Maybe they're trying to pick some that haven't already been in a CGI comedy and they can't find any.
10. K lee - December 3, 2008 9:59 PM
rip-off of the green slimer thing from Ghostbusters. Boo!
11. Helen - December 6, 2008 7:38 PM
Noooo!
this movie's going to be good!!
Yes, that poster's unfortunate and incredibly uninspired, but the trailers for this look great, and the cast includes Stephen Colbert, Hugh Laurie (!), Seth Rogan, and Will Arnett.
It will be good, I tell you! GOOD!
12. shadypm - April 7, 2009 1:36 PM
I think the blue blob looks like a penis too. Did they see this whilst trying and testing their character?!
It looks like something I could buy from Ann Summers...