Ooze Wants to See a 'Monsters vs. Aliens' Poster?
I've been trying to cut back on audibly sighing at these things, but this Monsters vs. Aliens poster just violently threw me off that wagon. Back to being the internet's exhaust port.
Monsters vs. Aliens Poster [IMPA]
On February 1st, the biggest match-up in Superbowl history won't just be on the field--it will also be in your head, as your brain tries to marry the images of your left and right eye into a three-dimensional image! As some sort of horrible promotional merger between re-branded... / Continue →
Man, how many times have I seen a girl I was attracted to, mugged her, and entered into a suicide pact with her, only to have her re-steal what I rightfully stole and leave me to a violent demise, heartbroken and alone? Probably one hundred times. That's why this Ice Age: Dawn ... / Continue →
All the "I Like to Move It" singing and dancing that made the first trailer unbearable but now twice as enraging! The secret? Topical airport security jokes.
(Thanks Kyle and Chris.)... / Continue →
