Dec 2 2008'New in Town' Poster Cannot Actually be New
It just can't be. This movie and the poster have to already exist. And according to IMDb, Harry Connick Jr. is in this? Harry Connick Jr. would be in this--when it was made in 1997. There's just no way it would have taken this long to cast Renee Zellweger as a high-powered Miami consultant forced to move to a small Minnesota town that eventually wins her over. Someone just found this poster in the back room of a Tampa video store and it's now being presented as something new. I refuse to believe anything else.
New in Town Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. Bonkbonkbonk - December 2, 2008 10:56 AM
Totally agree. Plus Renee's pose looks like it was lifted directly from one of her Bridget Jones Diary posters.
2. Joe Melnick - December 2, 2008 12:02 PM
So Squinty McCheekbones landed another part where she'll squint and smirk, look confused and perhaps pout at some point. Can't wait!
3. Dorien - December 2, 2008 12:21 PM
It almost looks like Reese Witherspoon's poster for "Sweet Home Alabama"
4. Bickle Wentelworth III - December 2, 2008 12:57 PM
I am so tired of her squinty Blue Steel. For Christ's sake woman learn to turn left and give us something new.
5. Charlie Caligula - December 2, 2008 1:11 PM
"So Squinty McCheekbones landed another part where she'll squint and smirk, look confused and perhaps pout at some point."
And fall down a lot. Because that's always funny.
6. Atrides - December 2, 2008 2:03 PM
i HATE HER FACE!!!
7. tuco - December 2, 2008 3:19 PM
Sonuvabitch! This was going to be the idea I was going to use to win that Monty Python box set.
8. Anexio - December 2, 2008 4:39 PM
I don't even think its funny that Renee Zellweger looks like she has Down's Syndrome.
And dont forget, she smells like the inside of Russell Crow's anal cavity.
True story.
9. buzz_clik - December 2, 2008 10:48 PM
Until this pic, I never noticed how much she can look like a poutier, younger Diane Wiest... who I also wouldn't tap.
10. shakeitout - December 2, 2008 11:07 PM
her? really? still?
11. TheMia - December 2, 2008 11:36 PM
Wow, probably one of the first photoshop jobs to add weight onto someone.
12. Jumpin_J - December 3, 2008 11:36 AM
Hmmm... Renee in a January released film post Oscar nomination. I guess direct to DVD wasn't an option?
13. Balls - December 3, 2008 11:39 AM
Look at how long her legs are! Those are the longest legs in the woooorld.
GG Photoshop.
14. Amy - December 3, 2008 7:32 PM
Regardless of quality of the movie, I love those shoes.
15. rob - December 3, 2008 9:07 PM
nice gams