Dec 10 2008Man Oh Man, This 'Dragonball' Trailer
In terms of production value, I'd place this somewhere between Xena: Warrior Princess and a Power Rangers movie. In terms of everything else, I'd place it somewhere it could never touch human eyes or ears--particularly the voice of Piccolo. That generic, digitally-distorted, kidnapper-on-the-phone voice should not come out of someone's actual mouth.
Oh, that turns into a motorcycle? Cool. I'm this super-awesome character.


Reader Comments
1. elmaxx - December 10, 2008 11:19 AM
jesus h first!
2. deadmuffin - December 10, 2008 11:20 AM
oh god...so many wire fights....so....lame....were they thinking add thing "evolution" to the title would make up for its obvious suckyness?......well...the only semi-good thing in this is......um.......well....at least they spelled the names right?
3. random man - December 10, 2008 11:21 AM
How crap must it be if the trailer has to tell you the names of every character because they don't look like them
4. Spencer - December 10, 2008 11:38 AM
OK ...
Let me get this str8...This is a movie for the big screen?
It feels like a SCI-Fi channel made for TV Mini Drama...just add some Giant Snakes and the Hoff and SHIT then we might have something...
5. Mayo - December 10, 2008 11:39 AM
GAH! It's already offline. I was really hoping to start my day with something that would make me facepalm.
6. Skeps - December 10, 2008 11:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHA THIS LOOKS TOTALLY WICKED. No but seriously the trailer made me laugh, seems like the kind of movie I would want to see when it came out, but not enough to pay for a movie theater ticket. It's the perfect quality to be worth pirating.
7. Grouching Tiger - December 10, 2008 11:44 AM
NO WIRE HANGERS
8. proteon - December 10, 2008 11:59 AM
Lets never forget: the Original Dragonball cartoons had shittier production value than the crap you see on YouTube so this looks in comparison like a fucking masterpiece. Or maybe you don't remember the original cartoon.
9. rocko solido - December 10, 2008 12:10 PM
@proteon
No, the original cartoons have a nostalgic quality for a lot of people not to mention are on par with other cartoons of that time. This is just crap, and regardless of how much money they dropped on it, it looks low-budget at best.
10. Mayo - December 10, 2008 12:11 PM
Facepalm.
11. Minerva - December 10, 2008 12:15 PM
I know its going to suck. I know it will make my brain cells jump off a cliff to save themselves from the agony and despair. But I still want to see it!!!
12. john - December 10, 2008 12:32 PM
.........crap. nothing like the cartoons or manga. should be dragon ball DEevolution
13. Jo Mama - December 10, 2008 12:35 PM
I just shoved a pencil in my eye.
14. Choad - December 10, 2008 12:42 PM
My eyes... my eyes...
15. adam - December 10, 2008 1:02 PM
They really need to send this straight to DVD and forget that they made this... (like the 90's punisher) and in 5 years make it happen and do it right!!!!! have Cell as the bad guy and make it look like the cartoon!!!!
16. Reverend Faux - December 10, 2008 1:15 PM
Attention Guido douchebags who take karate at the Y...you're story is here.
17. Mr. Stratford - December 10, 2008 1:20 PM
Holy crap! That looks like the most entertaining turd-sandwich ever!
18. Elmo - December 10, 2008 1:21 PM
wtf? it's only ok to watch stuff like that if it's a cartoon... I still don't know why in hell they wanted it in real life, but when did they add the "Evolution"??
19. Pepper - December 10, 2008 1:22 PM
actually -don't hit me!1- i can't wait to see this.
SORRY!
i know it looks stupid, and camp, and unworthy of even Sci-fi network.....
but...but...*whines*
I luv Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z...*pouty face*
I would die if they made a live-action story about Trunks, but with the series so character-driven, and with so many rules and plots driven by years and years of seasons of the show (we watch Goku grow from a boy, to a man, to a father, to a grandfather!) i don't know how any movie could just pick up anywhere in the timeline and tell the story WHILE being faithful to the original story.
i mean, really!
If we saw a little boy with no nose, and another with a prehensile tail, learn to fight from a horny-pervert man who wears a turtle shell on his back, and see the tail-boy turn into a giant ape and fly around on a wisp of cloud he could summon, what would you say?
COME-ON!
DB and DBZ are retarded and camp on their own! the movie would be too!
give the movie a chance!
*meep*
20. Ted - December 10, 2008 1:28 PM
You are such a loser Pepper.
21. Hairyman - December 10, 2008 2:02 PM
This makes me sad for the movie industry. Why are they making such crap that will only flop in theaters? This had to cost a shiney penny or two. And Spike is in this?!!? Why? No, P.P.S-I STILL Love You on the horizon?
22. policegirl01 - December 10, 2008 2:19 PM
The trailer made me laugh at how terrible the movie will be.
@Elmo: They added the 'Evoloution' a few weeks back due to the large number of fan complaints about the terrible storyline and the 'down-syndrome vampire' that is suppose to be weremonkey Goku.
23. Zack - December 10, 2008 2:20 PM
i agree with ted.
eff u pepper
24. CM - December 10, 2008 2:24 PM
They could rename all the characters and the movie and call them Magic Pearls or some shit and noone would ever notice this was a Dragonball adaptation. Says a lot really..
25. makkelo - December 10, 2008 2:26 PM
Akira torishama mast by realy mad about this, if he is steel alive.
the real story its grate, reed it,or rent the cartoon movies u will learn something about life.
pd: i am with u pepper
26. wesxninja - December 10, 2008 2:29 PM
this makes me sad.
i'm thinking it'll be like the Hulk.
it'll totally blow and get terrible reviews. then they'll remake it, only this time it'll be epic.
or about as close to epic as you can get with a movie like this
all i'm saying is, I want to see Sean Connery as a perverted old man in a turtle shell
27. tom - December 10, 2008 2:32 PM
Meh. Looks about the way I thought it would. I hope it's good enough for kids, which means I hope they hype the fuck out of it no matter how shitty it is so that kids will flock to the movies to see it. Me? I'll be screwing all of their moms in minivans outside the theater. True story.
28. xris - December 10, 2008 2:48 PM
I'm offended they are actually trying to make bulma a legitamite charactre..
29. Ted - December 10, 2008 2:49 PM
makkelo, I am definetly going to reed and rent the cartoons as they have obviously helped you.
30. JB - December 10, 2008 2:51 PM
I can't believe they would so blatantly stray from the original. All appearances aside, none of the characters even seemed to act like their cartoon persona. Everyone is so serious...
31. Ted - December 10, 2008 2:53 PM
Why shoooo seriouzzz? Ha, guess what DVD i just watched? Yep, Bill and Ted Bogus Journey.
32. Mr.Anderson - December 10, 2008 2:56 PM
Ugh. This is a steaming pile of doo doo. However:
I think the original Dragon Ball is a pretty cool guy. eh fights bad poeples and doesn't afraid of anything.
Also @ Pepper: You accidentally your whole humanity.
That's all I have to say about that.
33. pluto - December 10, 2008 3:19 PM
Millions of $$$ spent making, and no one will pay any attention to this shit.
Meanwhile, the economy crashes, schools and prisons are overcrowded, and homeless people starve to death.
34. wesxninja - December 10, 2008 3:37 PM
tasty, tasty homeless people
35. DC - December 10, 2008 3:59 PM
dont embarass yourself, straight to DVD plz
36. Pepper - December 10, 2008 4:57 PM
no love for pepper :'(
tiz alright. *watches Cell Saga on DVD*
37. grabiel - December 10, 2008 5:25 PM
oh man it is so bad.......
38. Alclarity - December 10, 2008 5:59 PM
What's so hard about casting characters that resemble the canonical ones?
Oh right.. its EVOLUTION.. I guess all asian skin will lighten by the time we start chasing seven balls around to grant us wishes.
39. Iron Lantern - December 10, 2008 6:40 PM
I'm totally with you Pepper.
Some things need to be changed in order for the movie to work, as long as they don't mess with the characters. Is Spider-Man ANYTHING like Amazing Fantasy 15? N.O. But people loved it anyways. Will this movie do well? Its hard to say, but if people go in wanting the movie to suck, bias will overpower actual critisism.
40. beastman AIDS - December 10, 2008 7:26 PM
I'm so ashamed of myself - I got chills watching this.
41. T-Bass - December 10, 2008 9:16 PM
F.A.I.L.
42. Matt D - December 10, 2008 9:41 PM
I'm still waiting to find out that this is a trailer from Funny or Die, or maybe College Humor. It looks similar in quality to the ones they release.
Like the Street Fighter: The Later Years saga.
Only that looked a little better. And I don't mean that as hyperbole. I really liked that one.
43. Blopit - December 10, 2008 10:31 PM
low bedget? more like no budget
44. RedMantisArmada - December 11, 2008 7:29 AM
is it just me or is mastre roshi played by the guy who was mr.miagi from karate kid 0_o
45. Juggalo NinJoe - December 11, 2008 7:35 AM
In our modern time, the Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by men, but by this movie...
46. higg - December 11, 2008 7:35 AM
lol. screw this and watch chandni chowk to china instead
47. johan - December 11, 2008 8:03 AM
OMG this is horrible! btw im from malaysia n i read the comic when i was a kid n this is sooo pathetic.. do anyone know that japan have made their own version of real-life dragonball? i only heard about it bt never actualy seen it.
48. Sothere - December 11, 2008 10:23 AM
I have to agree with Pepper
If you remained rigidly faithful to the original material it would most likely not work.
I'm not saying this will work. It's obvious that they are not going for realism and it does seem to have a different atmoshpere than the anime.
But you can't pass judgment until you see the film.
49. Mr.Anderson - December 11, 2008 12:58 PM
@RedMantis: Sorry to break it to ya, but Mr.Miyagi is dead.
50. J - December 11, 2008 1:32 PM
"Attention Guido douchebags who take karate at the Y...you're story is here"
Best!
51. Z-R - December 11, 2008 3:44 PM
First of all they should have made it like the show and the same story line. And the characters should be different not the ones they have now except Roshi.
52. EL PICO CONCHETUMARE - December 11, 2008 3:56 PM
GRINGOS CHUCHESUMADRES CULIAOS, EL GUSTO DE HACER PELICULAS COMO LAS GUEAS DE GUEAS QUE SON BUENAS
CHUPENMELA DOBLÁ
Y EL PERKIN CULIAO DE CRISTIAN DE LA FUENTE ACTUA COMO LAS GUEAS Y NADIE VE SUS PELICULAS CULIAS EN CHILE
53. Best man speeches - December 11, 2008 4:49 PM
These are some really nice stuff for sure. This is really cool.
54. leo - December 11, 2008 4:49 PM
im chilean and i dont know why you talk about cristian de la fuente, he s not in the movie asshole, but is true in chile we dont watch his movies.
and this movie really sux, i think what think the actors when they sign the contract...
55. Amaranth - December 11, 2008 5:20 PM
wow... this is offending to the old school fans of DBZ... whoever made this movie should be shot and killed
56. Tabion - December 11, 2008 7:18 PM
Goku's name... check
Bulma's name... check
Dragonballs' name.... check
That's where this movie's respect to its source material ends. Superman returns, Batman begins, Dark Knight, IronMan, Spider man 1, 2, 3, X-men2... All of these movies were massive blockbusters because of their respect to their source material.
Instead of following in their footsteps, this movie is going to be yet another crappy Bulletproof Monk with a very cheap Dragonball skin tacked on.
Dragon Balls weren't created to fight the alien invaders. They summon a Genie(Dragon, whatever) that grants a wish. Goku is a complete retard/kung fu god. Bulma is there for the eye candy. Roshi(*shudders* don't use that name, please) is an old perv. Piccolo is an elderly Devil. How could they get all of that wrong?
Like the Kamehameha... They make it look so climatic, so powerful, when Goku has been able to shoot them at will ever since he saw Turtle Perv perform it once.
And Bulma.... Why is she a leather clad badass again? She's a whiny rich girl that doesn't ever do anything useful, 'cept for the occasional gadget.
Dragonball isn't just a manga or an anime. It's a culture. It's been around for decades. And yet, those morons are gonna take a dump on it.
57. VexxedZen - December 11, 2008 10:58 PM
This would have been a decent if not done as a dragon ball movie dragon ball
58. Carl - December 12, 2008 7:01 AM
I hate my life.
59. daniel - December 12, 2008 9:35 AM
PICCOLO IS NOT EVEN GREEN!
this will be 2009's biggest movie disappointment
60. HOLLYWOODMUSTDIE - December 12, 2008 11:47 AM
HOLLYWOOD MUST DIE.!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PATHETIC.. LEMME SEE... HMM I'D WATCH 1 MINUTE AND PUKE ALL OVER HOLLYWOODS ASS
61. HOLLYWOODMUSTDIE - December 12, 2008 11:49 AM
They should really just make the movie CGI! dammit.. they never learn do they... =_=|||
62. kai - December 12, 2008 1:50 PM
Why? Fox please don't...
Just cancel the movie. It's not out in theaters yet...
The characters...oh my *&^@#)~!!!!!
They all look like jokes.
63. Lainie - December 12, 2008 2:02 PM
ahahahha...this was a fake trailer right? guys? right?
......
*dies a little inside*
64. Kiddy - December 12, 2008 2:48 PM
no Kirllin?
now sadly I know all you naysayers will be going to see it... poor pepper, you did open yourself up to lots of critisizm. I work at a video rental store, since I know that movie isn't going to hit theaters around here, and I know my store never gets crap movies from other countries... plenty of B movies all the way down to low budget soft core porn F movies... I doubt that flick will ever grace our shelves
65. Jabz - December 12, 2008 3:00 PM
--#59
Well, they made him more GREEN if you can't see that.
66. fan - December 12, 2008 6:24 PM
sigh.. I am a fan of Dragonball and Dragonball Z, but this looks like crap. Its like one of those movies that try to be intense and awesome with all the martial arts. but seriously. like everyone else, it should go straight to DVD.
67. Iron Lantern - December 12, 2008 8:46 PM
After watching the trailer again, it actually seems worse. When Goku says 'cool' when the bike thing pops out, he sounds so goddamn bland. "Who are you?". "I don't know. But we should fight because this low budget movie's writer is taking a break." Give us a break.
68. Azim - December 12, 2008 8:48 PM
at least this is better then the Ace ventura Jr. Movie 0_o
69. Anon - December 12, 2008 8:59 PM
This looks so terrible and it'll be so fun to watch.
My buddies and I are gonna die of laughter.
70. Nathiest - December 13, 2008 2:47 AM
Ok, I'll prolly order it off of PPV.
71. Sadelis - December 13, 2008 5:37 AM
Sereously miscast...
they could have chosen way better people for all of the roles. shame.
im still goin to watch it though.
72. Daniel - December 13, 2008 9:20 AM
I sense... shit.
Looks like another exagerated-action movie for the crap collection.
Goku isn't even japanese.
Well, it'll be fun to watch. When I say fun = LAUGH LIKE A BITCH
73. victor - December 13, 2008 1:54 PM
MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
74. Boost - December 13, 2008 3:59 PM
That first picture is so stupid I can't even believe it.
He's all like "yarr, I'm a skinny wannabe anime character. rarrr!!"
75. Jose - December 13, 2008 5:06 PM
See...at first when I heard about it I didn't want to see it...but after I sat down and thought about it...why the hell do I want to watch something I already seen again but with people. I think the reason a lot of you don't like it is because it isn't the cartoon. (Yes, I know this is obvious.) What you don't realize is that this could be separate from what we know and love...why not give this new way of seeing the series a chance...granted it's not super flashy like all the movies people are used to but there was a time back in the day when sfx like these were considered awesome. The story may end up being good who knows. I for one am going to see this movie because I'm a bit intrigued by this. I'm not saying it's going to be a great movie...I'm just saying give it a shot who knows.
76. DaG - December 13, 2008 5:42 PM
white goku? not even a sayian? ppl need to quit ruining things that i loved as a kid.
77. Mr.Anderson - December 14, 2008 12:19 AM
@75: Alright Jesus. Let me give you an analogy. Suppose you really like watermelon flavored lolipops, they're the greatest things ever invented as far as you know.
Now you go to this shop and when you enter the shopkeeper tries to sell you a "watermelon" flavored lolipop, except you know it is peach flavored and you tell the shopkeeper that but before you can even blink he slaps a sticker on the lolipop saying "REAL WATERMELON FLAVORED".
Now, you would look at him funny right? You would probably think this guy must be a lunatic...You SAW him slap the sticker on there. You KNOW it is peach flavored. You are still a bit tempted to buy it though because, well, you got nothing better to do HOWEVER,
Now the shopkeeper sees you are indecisive and keeps on pushing you to buy the peach flavored lolipop. He keeps saying "Real whatamelon flava! You got to twy it!"
Now, well, now you are just offended. Who does this idiot think he is! I know that is peach flavored! Why is he pushing me to buy this shit!!
...and that's exactly what fox is trying to do: smugly selling you peach flavored lolipop with a "watermelon flavor" sticker slapped on top THINKING that you are a complete moron and have no idea it's actually peach flavored.
Whew! Do you understand now?
78. Proteon is dumb - December 14, 2008 4:39 AM
PROTEON.. you are one helluva retard....... your comparing a cartoon to a real live thing????? and ur going about asking ppl if they dont remember the old school dragonball??? what kind of a moron does that kind of comparison??!?!? btw he's comment #8... proteon i think it would be best if you were to keep your mouth shut... that would do everyone a favor... and this movie looks ridiculous... first off its a white guy with a chinese name... what.....the......efff.... this movie kinda reminds of street fighter the movie... which was also super retarded.... they should have just made it 3d.. something kind of like final fantasy advent children... this movie is a HUGE dissapointment from looking at the movie trailer... oh well all i have to do i guess is not watch it right? haha
79. ninjbyte - December 14, 2008 6:24 AM
THIS is GOING to SUCK BIG TIME. I feel sorry for them, even more sorry for Chow Yun Fat. Poor guy, he's gonna get attacked a lot. With this movie, they are pushing away the fans by changing the story, and they won't attract new ones, since DB and DBZ are falsely known for being "kids shows".
Good luck with the sales.
80. Daisy - December 14, 2008 6:36 AM
FAKE!!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This looks a lot like the scene in the movie Never Back Down. Particularly the one where Max tries to blow a dinosaur and Baja ends up "assisting" him in the task prescribed.
81. Tony Huynh - December 14, 2008 11:10 AM
This is the worst trailer I have ever seen.
82. Pepper - December 14, 2008 11:24 AM
I want Goku to jump off the screen and bone me in the ass. *Jerks it*
83. jonny - December 14, 2008 2:27 PM
#68
ur right this IS better than the ace ventura jr. movie!!! +_+
84. RayNY - December 14, 2008 6:14 PM
Of course, they make the main character Goku into a white/caucasian guy. What a big surprise there. But it's ok to leave the silly looking characters as asian. Just not the main character. He must be white anglo-saxon protestant.
85. RayNY - December 14, 2008 6:19 PM
...not that it really matters as this looks like a really horrible movie regardless of who they cast.
86. MastaPeace - December 14, 2008 11:27 PM
Is it just me, or does Piccolo look like something from The Mask? Any who, this movie is going to suck so much ass it'll be addicted. I'm not sure on whether to avoid it like the plague or actually go and see it for a good laugh but unless some carzy shit happens during either production or the actual movie, this is going to probably win the Razzie hands down.
87. Angercalms - December 14, 2008 11:48 PM
Epic fail
88. nismo - December 15, 2008 12:12 AM
i suddenly feel like punching a baby...
89. Guy - December 15, 2008 9:38 AM
WTF IS THIS!?
90. The Steve - December 15, 2008 11:28 AM
@88
Not just a baby. The babies of the entire world...
91. Leeamee - December 15, 2008 12:05 PM
My penis is sad.
92. Jester - December 15, 2008 8:20 PM
Everyone knows the real Goku has a tail. I mean, Goku is a real person who can go kaio-ken x250 and fly and shit.
93. devede - December 15, 2008 11:33 PM
HAHAHAHA. this is going to be hilarious!!! AHAHAH. forbidden warrior meets karas. HAHAHA. dam... i am going to enjoy this so much. HAHAHA!
94. Lokio - December 16, 2008 2:39 AM
You do know that this is not just a db movie based off of the cartoon but is talking about Gokuu Jr. not Gokuu
It gokuu not goku if you where a fan of the anime you would know that the jap vers showwed the katakana for Go-ku-u pronounced Go-"Go" ku-"coue as in a baby coueing" u-"u was just for pronouning the word better"
95. crs-one - December 16, 2008 7:06 AM
This really makes me want to cry :(
96. Angel Mass - December 16, 2008 1:24 PM
Gosh I seriously cant wait for the second movie of this, Dragon Ball Second Evolution! they might add Tao Pai Pai on that one woooohooooo!!1
97. Angel Mass - December 16, 2008 1:27 PM
I mean tis is pure Hollywood Material! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK9jfifqwKg
98. Captain Oh Noes - December 16, 2008 5:32 PM
Well I saw this trailer and LMAO'd, because none of the characters remotely look like their cartoon counterparts. This movie will suck more bolls than a movie by Uwe Boll. And his movies are terrible, i mean he RUINED bloodrayne... that is unforgivable.
The cheap stunts... the kamehameha sucks when he says it, its not some uber powerful Laz3r. I can't believe this. They literally took a dump on the DB franchise.
99. Anus - December 16, 2008 10:09 PM
Goku looks like vince vaughn when hes charging up.
100. Alexander - December 16, 2008 10:15 PM
I bet they does'nt even go over 9000 in this movie, how sad :¨(
101. Steven - December 16, 2008 10:18 PM
Did everyone forget That piccolo was originally the Babd guy in the Original Dragonball Cartoons. If So go back and watch them.
102. xRipperx - December 16, 2008 10:32 PM
I think it looks sick, the scream at the end gave me chills.
103. kr0ck - December 17, 2008 7:50 AM
you'ld think that they would have just gone all out and gone with a nice cell-shading animation like the movie scanner darkly at least this way it could still be considered anime
104. Iron Lantern - December 17, 2008 6:39 PM
@ 100
HAHAHAH! I think there saving that for #2.......
105. Jules - December 17, 2008 10:41 PM
Oh dear God, this looks awful. Horrible badness. I think I died a little just witnessing that hideous trailer and I'm usually a fan of martial arts/sci fi movies.
I'm surprised no one's quoted Joseph Conrad by now: "The horror, the horror!"
106. botso - December 18, 2008 2:08 AM
put this on the shelf next to Dragonball Gt. it looks super gay.
107. GREEN DINO - December 18, 2008 7:18 AM
I think I remember a Dragonball movie being made before. A live-action Cantonese film adaptation of the series, Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins, was released in China in 1989.
108. Guy - December 18, 2008 1:31 PM
This may in fact be the worst movie ever. I say that with all seriousness considering all genres of film....including porn.
Do you ever see something happening or see someone doing something and you get embarrassed for them?
Because that's whats happening here to me. i feel sad for these people who were cast into these roles because they probably ruined their careers and they didn't even know it.
That being said im truly impressed that any singular or group of individuals can get together and ruin something that was so good, so completely.
I suggest everyone who goes to see this movie (even if its just for laughs) goes home and partake in a porn marathon to wash this filth from your eyes...
109. Guy - December 18, 2008 1:39 PM
Wow i just saw the trailer to Chandni Chowk to China, and i just realized something... even with a lower budget and cheesy dance songs and what ever else, its still better than the DB movie is going to be.
And why?
Simple... at least they KNOW they are making a comedy...
110. JoeJack - December 18, 2008 2:22 PM
my brain is oozing puss cuz of this shit
111. sakura - December 18, 2008 6:36 PM
*face palm* people are going to riot the theaters from anger.....
112. Yess - December 18, 2008 6:40 PM
Hey Pepeer I like when u say.. We saw Goku.. growing up.. It's true !!! but.. i hope the actual movie its better than the trailer.. Bulma doesnt look like.. BUUUU.. where is Crillin ???... and who are the girl tweens?? =l
113. Ocha - December 19, 2008 8:37 AM
Oh god. Why oh why. ;.; I don't even recognize most people. -.- I fear for this movie. *goes to rewatch the anime*
114. L!L R0YC3 - December 19, 2008 5:17 PM
were's the pig.....it used to be a pig in the cartoons...i'm i right ??and c'mon goku sayin : I'm not prepared!!! ....this movie's gon suc...and will be disappointing as BloodRayne!!!!
115. gcuytd - December 20, 2008 3:10 AM
wow what a way to mess up dragonball
116. rye - December 20, 2008 3:40 AM
Just say NO...... someone save us from this.....
117. curtis - December 20, 2008 7:24 AM
OK, you guys need to remember this is a show based off of a hit cartoon. The cheese factor has to be there. I would definitely take my neices and nephews to see this movie. And as for you nay-sayers out there, I have two words for you......
"Come on"
118. curtis - December 20, 2008 7:27 AM
And let's not forget the original live action they made....
"Dragonball: The Magic Begins"
If you want to talk about horrible movies.
119. jf - December 20, 2008 9:20 PM
look like chezzy
120. Curiously High - December 21, 2008 10:00 AM
The movie will tank, the plot will fail, there's no chance there's anything remotely close to the show. That being said...
Dragonball is like dirty, dirty crack, and I will see this movie, regardless of its sucktitude.
121. Jake Lombardi - December 21, 2008 5:12 PM
You just made me lose my hard on.
Your gonna pay for that
122. Livid - December 22, 2008 12:06 PM
Listen, we should all be glad about this. Its true that a series many of us have grown up with and loved is being raped like a male gymnist in a prison block, but just think: starring in this movie is guaranteed career suicide. And does anyone ever really want to be subjected to another movie starring Justin Chatwin? No. The answer is no.
123. noname? - December 22, 2008 2:17 PM
Vegeta, What does the scouter say about the film's suckyness?
Vegeta: It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!
124. Patrick - December 22, 2008 6:22 PM
Not to stereo type at all I thought Goku was Japanese character. I would be pissed if were Japanese changing the character whole ethnic background thats an insult especially towards the person who came up with Dragon Ball Z.
125. Shiloh - December 22, 2008 8:54 PM
1# why the heck is piccolo not green?
I read that he was white and then changes to green overnight. And what is up with Roshi I mean ugh..poor guy....They have deystroyed my childhood and screwed it up I bet you the Kamehameha wave is like blue paint being sprayed by a hose covered in a blue suite so nobody sees it. Low budget how low can it get? I wouldn't be suprised if after the first day it went to straight to DVD release. Ya wher is Krillin? and Goku's hair is lame.
EPIC FAIL
126. ShoopDawg - December 22, 2008 10:00 PM
God please dont make thiss move suck as bad as the first HULK movie.If it does ill still watch unlike HULK where i stood up 20 min. in and started claping say they completly fucked up .For all of u out there i got kicked out of the movie for 6 fucking months for that.
What they should of done is brought in all the people that wrote the series and let them make a dragonball movie and see who makes a better one because the writers for this the director and the producers should all be castrated and droped from top of the impier state building into a mosh pit of angery fans and see if the come out alive but idont know i have to see the full movie to make my last final thoughts about it.I dont know the trailers just might make it look low buget we all might go into the movies pist and come out happy campers or we might all come out into the middle of the paking lot a start a rampage of mass destuction on the planet earth .
but for right now im just going to keep telling myself that the movie is going to be good.aAnd the trailers just make it llook like it was done was directed by a shit flinging monkey with downsendrom.
127. Anonymous - December 23, 2008 4:58 PM
May Hollywood be raped by several grizzly bears for this abomination unto Japanese cartoons.
128. Caitlin - December 23, 2008 8:13 PM
lol, im so totally gonna see this! Buffy's spike is piccolo. this is gonna be great...
129. Caitlin - December 23, 2008 8:15 PM
You kno theyre making an americanized death note right? supposidley Zach Effron is gonna play as Light Yagami.. oh lord help us all...
130. romeocrepe - December 24, 2008 7:39 AM
boycott this shit!!!!!
131. Black Cat - December 24, 2008 12:42 PM
What a crock! Did they even do research before making the movie. Nothing is correct. I understand their need to make this awesome series into a live action movie, but they could have gotten it right. My god, watching the trailer made me want to go and kamahamaha their a$$es. What will they defile next I wonder.
132. anonymous FTW!!! - December 26, 2008 7:50 AM
Look at it on the bright side, it's not Dragonball GT....
133. yomiko - December 26, 2008 1:32 PM
Oh my god.... I could not stop crying during the whole thing....
" hey ! let's take something mythical, and not makable as a movie ! and make it suck so bad that fans will never ever read Dragon Ball and not think about our movie !! "
pathetic...sad... very very sad.
This movie will definitely crash and burn.
134. wow - December 26, 2008 5:23 PM
a group of rich people were chillin one day and one guy said "yo guys, whats the worst possible way we could waste millions of our dollars?" and then they sat and thought real hard, months later another guy stood up and said "i got it" hence dragonball z evolution
135. Dark_Dreamer - December 26, 2008 7:41 PM
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
136. MooseBreathMints - December 27, 2008 8:48 AM
Are you serious? Did the producer actually read or consult with anyone connected with DBZ?
137. dildo baggins - December 27, 2008 11:07 PM
it dudnt even look like it'll even follow the original story line of the cartoons. . . looks stupid as HELL. . . why must they ruin this it was not to bad. . .
138. dillbag - December 28, 2008 4:08 AM
what the fuck i am about to find the ass hole who made this grab his mom rip her heart out and fource feed it to to pepper and color his room red with the blood from my doing . the movie sucked too
139. Missbesos - December 28, 2008 9:46 PM
Nonetheless all they want is $$$. Like Transformers movie they changed the story and made up their own. But even the encoders are disappointed of this movie(they get to see it first ;). The Dragon is Really nice, I think the whole budget when to the Dragon and the Balls and is why the rest looks so hi-fi channel . Anyways I think Death Note Movie did a better Job and overall it worth a download ;). Now lets think, the dont let this elite use us with their tricks.
140. Missbesos - December 28, 2008 10:00 PM
I forgot to add, guys. Please dont make yourself fantasies and think of this as "just a kool Hollywood movie" some will like, some wont. Yes this is like HULK, TRANSFORMERS, FANTASTIC 4. ...it worth a download, and pay for a movie ticket at your own risk :)
141. Poisonbanana - December 31, 2008 5:24 AM
Only if it were more true to the original characters. Goku with a tail, Bulma with the full head of purple hair, Roshi with no hair and a giant shell on his back, and Piccolo with no ears, and better makeup...
I'm betting that if simply that was changed, everyone would be slobbering up over the movie.
Besides, Evolution doesn't seem that bad of a name for a movie that's no where near the series... BUT it gives the movie a little more, barely any, class.
142. Truth Setter - December 31, 2008 1:21 PM
Ok to set the record straight. 1. The characters in the cartoon/anime (whatever you want to call it) are not Japanese, they are Chinese. (Except of course the obvious white characters... dont be ridiculous in your comments theres no reason to state the obvious) Now the story is based on a old Chinese moral story, but the writers, character names, production location, and pretty much everything having to do with making the cartoon/anime is all Japanese. 2. I dont care what anyone says....this Movie will suck 3. It wouldve been better if they just made the first ten minutes a summary of Gokus life( cut scenes of a kid coming from space, maybe some training scene, really anything) then started at around the time Fageta came to earth. That would have been the movie we would all like have seen. And last but not least 4. Yes Facepalm was the best comment on this who 141 comment page list. Goku is chinese believe it.
143. Imagine When She Takes a Crap - December 31, 2008 7:04 PM
Yes, someone needs to be shot. Namely, everyone behind what promises to be a multi-million-dollar fiasco. Who the HELL is running Hollywood these days??? No wonder people would rather steal the film rather than pay for them. I'm a fighting-anime fan(girl), spent my college years on Dragonball, and I wouldn't watch this s&&&!!!
144. aggress0r - January 2, 2009 6:41 AM
They could've made this with 100% CG... No, puppets! Even that would be tolerable.
145. bRaSiL - January 2, 2009 9:36 PM
WTF!!!!!! Seriously we've been awaiting for something spactacuilar to happen down here in the south and this is the crap they came up with......Fuuckk!!!
X-Men United would have made a better Dragon Ball Movie.....
146. Deadassassin25 - January 2, 2009 11:22 PM
Wow They Actually did,i thought they might but hey what the fuck lets not even get a guy with similar hair fuckin cons have better dressed characters,this is a complete disgrace to anyone that actually knew what the fuck was going on...lets hope they dont decide to make vegeta elijah wood!!!!i i will not be participating in viewing of this garbage...just ahh disgusting
147. indifferent - January 3, 2009 9:26 AM
GOKU IS NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!
WERE IS THE HAIR GONE!!!!!
one more thing....
GOKU IS NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!
148. Shinn - January 4, 2009 5:40 PM
Piccolo looks like The Mask, from the Jim Carey movie, let alone that he doesn't even has the feelers on top of his head, like in the cartoon. Bulma is a babe all of a sudden and Master Roshi is young again? By the way.. Where's Vegeta.. or Raditz.. Or any other rival of Goku..
This is entire movie has nothing, absolutely NOTHING, to do with the cartoon, manga, however you want to call it.
It's just a lame, big time failing movie that will end up nowhere else then inside the trashcan!
149. robbienz - January 4, 2009 11:20 PM
a bomb
150. NetGuy - January 5, 2009 3:29 AM
There's no excuse for this vomit! If you can make the Hulk and spiderman, you can make a decent dragonball movie! The fan base is there! They'd make millions! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?????????????
151. MrSunshine028 - January 5, 2009 8:38 AM
Well # 147 indifferent - Goku can be white they never express his ethnicity in the manga or cartoon, all we know is he is an alien since this is being an adaptation color of characters can change. But, anywho your right this movie is going to blow chunks reminds me too much of the DoA movie, which im sorry for stealing off the internet -sigh-.
what they need to top the cake was to have Jean Claude as Goku.
"I'ma gonna get in meh boat, go up teh riverz, and kick that son of beach Piccolo's ass sohard, that teh nextz Piccolo wallabe iz gonna feel it"
yeah that would totally pump me up for this movie
152. Gonzo151 - January 5, 2009 10:30 AM
I just vomited alittle in my mouth I cant believe their gonna rape the show by making this CRAP!!!!
153. Peter D - January 6, 2009 2:32 AM
Sigh...Bring on Yugioh.
154. Neutron - January 6, 2009 3:59 AM
Can people just stop using phrase "rape my childhood" or other phrases to that effect? This movie isn't going to ruin your memories or anything. Just Youtube the original episodes and bask in nostalgia if you've got such a hard-on for the show. If I wanted to see the same stuff in the cartoons, I would watch the cartoons.
I loved DBZ. I LOVED it. I have middle school notebooks full of doodles of climatic battles featuring the characters. But I don't care how bad this movie is. And yes, it will be fucking terrible. This trailer made me cringe, but I'll still see the fucking thing in theaters. Let me just tell you that this cannot be any worse than Dragonball: The Magic Begins. That shit was just bizarre. And I saw that when I was a kid and knew that it was just odd. At least this gets the names right.
WTF. Emmy Rossum is fucking Bulma. WTF.
155. GokuisREAL - January 6, 2009 9:52 PM
I feel awful for the people who have made this film as they have somehow made the film that nobody wanted them to make. All everyone wanted to see was Goku go super saiyan with sweet effects and like an hour long fight with one of the COUNTLESS cool enemies that Akira Toriyama made and make loads of sweet references to the comics and anime for the fans to go 'AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. They didnt need to try and repackage it as some cool new hip franchise cus dbz has been round for over 25 years and who the hell is gonna go see a dragonball film except the fans anyway? and now no one is gonna see it and if they do it will just be to see how awful it ACTUALLY is. This film is gonna be worse as the Never ending story 3. Thats right, I said it.
156. GokuisREAL - January 6, 2009 9:56 PM
and also look at goku's receding hairline. Goku would never be going bald as he keeps his hair even throughout dragonball GT! not that that counts for anything as GT was a Mountain ranger's wife's gash.
157. Freeza or Cell > Piccolo - January 11, 2009 7:29 PM
LOOK, I dont know exactly what to think. OBVIOUSLY whoever was in charge of casting should be castrated, but i thought it would look MUCH worse. DBZ is impossible to get right in a 2hour nugget. I think i want to watch it, I dont particularly want the film to flop - since it's obvious that they want to do it again properly (sequels) with less retarded villains. GIVE ME FREEZA and CELL (I understand you need an intro movie).
158. Matthew - March 9, 2009 12:05 AM
Who cares?