Dec 3 2008MacBooks Are the New Pandora's Box... AGAIN!
In September, I mentioned the straight-to-DVD release of Pulse 2, noting that its summary contained the laughable line, "The world has been reshaped by the invasion of ghosts via the wireless internet." That's an extremely stupid concept, but, shockingly, not stupid enough to warrant ending the series. I got this email today:
Are you ready for the most terrorizing digital invasion to date? Prepare yourself for PULSE 3...Seven years after the last attack by the “soulless ghosts” who haunted the human race twice before, the world is left void of all deadly electronics that almost destroyed it… or so we thought. Living a primitive existence on the outskirts of the city, human survivors are surviving without any trace of technology. That is until 16 year old Justine enters the city and, letting her curiosity get the best of her, opens a working laptop and unknowingly unleashes the most terrifying attack the survivors have ever faced. In a world already torn and without hope, can humanity make it through the toughest struggle of all time?
Is there a secret Luddite consortium that I don't know about dumping funds into these, hoping to instigate technological panic? It's hard to tell if this is cheesy horror or the most ill-conceived propaganda ever made.
Reader Comments
1. SouthSideHope - December 3, 2008 3:10 PM
FIRST!
2. D - December 3, 2008 3:21 PM
Should I sell my Macbook??? This is so frightening. I am so Startled.
3. Elmo - December 3, 2008 3:50 PM
Return of the White Turd!!!
AHHH!
4. CaptainMorgan - December 3, 2008 4:16 PM
If the laptop was running Vista, there would be no problem...it would just be a blue screen.
5. sully - December 3, 2008 6:34 PM
fucking Justine.... She just ruined those survivors hopes of continuing to survive using survival techiniques... survive.
6. Matt - December 4, 2008 12:53 PM
Cpt. Morgan...your an idiot. I have had Vista for over a year and a half now and I have NEVER EVER gotten a bsod. Though I do know friends with Mac's who have had their laptop freeze up and them and such. Dont hate on Vista if you have no idea what you are talking about nub.
7. Brian - December 4, 2008 1:41 PM
Bad enough the KKK has their own superhero... I'm ashamed at Linksys for hiring him to endorse them.
8. Superevil - December 4, 2008 5:26 PM
You're kidding right? I couldn't even watch a half hour of the second one and the only thing the first one had going was Kristen Bell.