Dec 30 2008'Lesbian Vampire Killers' Teaser Trailer
Here's the teaser trailer for Lesbian Vampire Killers, which looks like exactly what it sounds like. Unless you think it sounds like the vampire killers are the lesbians; that's not the case. The vampires are the lesbians, which must be killed because they're vampires--not because of hate crimes.
I get the sense some of these so-called "lesbian vampires" are just drunk vampires looking for attention:
It's about time someone turned Vampiros Lesbos into a Shaun of the Dead-style comedy.
Reader Comments
1. soahc - December 30, 2008 12:30 PM
first!
2. soahc - December 30, 2008 12:31 PM
Booyakasha!! This is my first first!
3. yeayurr - December 30, 2008 12:56 PM
@ soahc
#1 on your bucketlist?
4. Uncle Eccoli - December 30, 2008 1:04 PM
Meh. Heard it.
5. TedRogers - December 30, 2008 1:58 PM
Looks like it's made for TV. Recognize the v/o guy's voice. Does a lot for City up in Canada (muchmusic as well). Cheap.
If there's lots of titties, I'd watch it.
6. Tami - December 30, 2008 2:14 PM
I hope this movie is as good as my own vampire fantasies. Lesbian Vampires included of course.
7. Elmo - December 30, 2008 3:33 PM
Ha! And I thought you said people in Hollywood ran out of new ideas...
8. JoJoX - December 30, 2008 8:38 PM
O M G. Idiots still do the "first!" thing? Man. It's almost 2009. Can't we move forward just one tiny inch? (Coincidentally, the length of the wangs belonging to the "first" dudes.)
9. Brian - December 31, 2008 12:09 AM
Ninth is the new First!!!
10. Gillet - December 31, 2008 7:42 AM
Hollywood doesn't come up with new ideas, this is English, written by the 2 lead characters, who are from an awesome English TV show called Gavin and Stacey. This is gonna be insanely funny, GENIUS!
11. Lesbian Movie Trailers - January 1, 2009 5:20 AM
I suppose the vampires are lesbians for the extra box office cred
12. Eru - January 1, 2009 6:26 AM
I love me some lesbians. But killers and vampires not so much.
13. joss - January 9, 2009 1:27 PM
it doesn't have "everything" if it doesn't have Samuel L. Jackson.