'Lesbian Vampire Killers' Teaser Trailer
Here's the teaser trailer for Lesbian Vampire Killers, which looks like exactly what it sounds like. Unless you think it sounds like the vampire killers are the lesbians; that's not the case. The vampires are the lesbians, which must be killed because they're vampires--not because of hate crimes.
I get the sense some of these so-called "lesbian vampires" are just drunk vampires looking for attention:
It's about time someone turned Vampiros Lesbos into a Shaun of the Dead-style comedy.
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