Dec 31 2008'G-Force' Trailer: Talking Guinea Pigs This Time
So many great people in this--Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Tracy Morgan, Sam Rockwell, Bill Nighy, Steve Buscemi--yet it still comes off as a poor attempt at Alvin and the Chipmunks-izing Disney's Rescue Rangers. Every day for like two years, some guy went home to his wife every night and gave her news like, "I got the Nicolas Cage mole's mouth to move more in sync today," and, "I've almost tweaked the Penelope Cruz guinea pig to look oddly sexual when she sashays, even though she still has the body of a guinea pig," just so we could have this:
Disney, haven't you reached your mediocrity emissions limit for the year yet?
Reader Comments
1. Charlie Caligula - December 31, 2008 12:07 PM
Wonder Pets.
2. Jeremy - December 31, 2008 12:15 PM
My favorite parts were when the little fella said "holla!" and then later in the trailer when he said "off the hizzook."
(spoiler alert)
I admit I was a little disappointed when I didn't see anybody get hit in the nuts with something. I mean there were plenty of opportunities for it. I would go see it at the theater to find out, but I won't make it through the whole thing without having to masturbate to that sexy little strutting ginea pig. I mean I've already got a beginning, middle, and end for a g-force based furry fan-fiction in my head from those three seconds she was on screen. Such a little tease! ;)
3. ScottAgro - December 31, 2008 12:17 PM
was that.....Loudon Wainright at the end?
god DAMMIT.
4. Anonymous Poster - December 31, 2008 12:22 PM
And they didn't just make a Rescue Rangers movie WHY, exactly?
5. Brian - December 31, 2008 12:37 PM
Nothing sells tickets like anthropomorphic , sexualized, stereotyped animals in 3D!
That little bit of adult cynicism aside... kids will love this so whatever.
6. K lee - December 31, 2008 1:15 PM
Sam Rockwell too?! BOO!
7. sully - December 31, 2008 1:42 PM
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
If I thought guinea pigs were hot, I don't think it would be too difficult to have sex with one.
8. Some Dong - December 31, 2008 3:13 PM
I think Disney became self-aware with the last line of the trailer...
"Grandpa, what's that?"
"It's a horrible crime against nature."
9. AAAAAAA - December 31, 2008 3:32 PM
I thought this was about the upcoming Japanese G-Force/Battle of the Planets movie and now I am just fucking depressed.
10. CaptainMorgan - December 31, 2008 4:06 PM
Mix "cute" animals with action and robots = mega blockbuster. This thing will - unfortunately - be popular with small kids. I can just hear my kids now....begging to go see it.
*sigh* there are plenty of drawbacks to being a parent. Movies like this are just one example.
11. Uwvie - December 31, 2008 8:47 PM
we need a peruvian flute band to drive these guinea pigs away.
12. paul - December 31, 2008 10:56 PM
Hizzle? Cyber? Holla? How many years was this sitting on a shelf in Walt's cryogenic chamber?
13. dklashlkahf - January 1, 2009 2:09 AM
walt would be ashamed...
14. bathturd - January 1, 2009 8:26 PM
@9, I thouht the same thing...heads should roll for this shit!
15. Elmo - January 3, 2009 2:08 PM
NO not Bill Nighy!! well that's ok he does have young kids, and he's too freaky most of the time in his other movies.. ok.. I guess *sigh*
16. Elmo - January 3, 2009 2:08 PM
NO not Bill Nighy!! well that's ok he does have young kids, and he's too freaky most of the time in his other movies.. ok.. I guess *sigh*
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