'Chandni Chowk to China' Trailer is ???????

December 9, 2008 Comments

An INDIAN guy is the reincarnation of a great CHINESE warrior!? From what I can figure from this trailer, that's CRAZY. It's wire-fu meets horrible Bollywood musical? Hollywood will definitely be remaking this with Chris Tucker coming back as the reincarnation of hockey legend Gordie Howe:

(Thanks, Judy.)

That title song is pretty catchy, eh? Catchy in that way where you don't know how someone could compose it without killing themselves.

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