Nov 17 2008Will Nic Cage Ever Not Look Like a Fool in a Movie?
No. He will always look at least somewhat foolish.
Take, for example, our man Cage in Season of the Witch, in which he escorts a woman accused of being a witch to a mountain abbey, and looks like a fool. I would never take this guy seriously as a Highlander, or a Vigo the Carpathian, or whatever he's meant to be. It's just Nic Cage in some goofy clothes, and on a horse.
First Look at Nicolas Cage in 'Season of the Witch' [Bloody Disgusting]

Reader Comments
1. meme - November 17, 2008 6:57 PM
FIRST
2. Jay - November 17, 2008 6:59 PM
And the witch with him is one fugly woman! Holey Moley! Quick, burn that monster before she dismounts!!
3. Liz - November 17, 2008 7:37 PM
Why does Nicolas Cage always insist on playing younger men? He's in his 40s for fucks sake! I guess he just likes looking like an idiot
4. chris - November 17, 2008 7:45 PM
Perlman lookin' pretty badass on the other hand.
5. Elmo - November 17, 2008 8:01 PM
I like Ron Perlman.. but Cage is the worst actor I think I've ever seen
everrr....
6. Squishy - November 17, 2008 10:42 PM
Sweet. Mother. of. God. He looks like he is wearing three times his weight in bulky fabric to make up for his lithe, pansy-ass, frame. Why does the dude bother?
Ron Perlman on the otherhand ~Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~ That is one yummy yummy man! ~sigh~
7. rob - November 18, 2008 1:02 AM
Don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing at this post. I think it's mainly because the words "fool" and "foolish" have never been used this well.
8. vendetta - November 18, 2008 8:33 AM
Everyone says they hate Nic Cage, but then we all go see his movies.
I don't know, theres someting about him that I like as an actor. Sure he has bad movies like everyone else, but there is something entertaining about his acting.
There, now throw me under the bus.
9. Gabriela A - November 18, 2008 10:55 AM
The only two movies Nic Cage was ever good in were "Valley Girl" and "Raising Arizona" and that was because his characters were supposed to look douchey, so it wasn't a big stretch by any means...
10. Brian - November 18, 2008 1:18 PM
Is this the prequel to Con Air? I'd swear that's the same mullet...
11. tkoreport.com - November 18, 2008 5:14 PM
No, no he will not.