Nov 5 2008Rob Schneider is Still Starring in Movies
Rob Schneider is going to star in a raunchy sex comedy called Virgin on Bourbon Street, the tale of an abstinent coed who threatens her college career during a night of debauchery. From Variety:
Rob Schneider, Jenna Dewan ("Step Up") and Brianne Davis ("Jarhead") star in sex comedy "Virgin on Bourbon Street," which starts lensing this week in Detroit.Pic, sold at the American Film Market by Echo Bridge Entertainment, sees a night of debauchery threaten the university career of a sexually abstinent woman student. It is directed by "The Wedding Date" helmer Clare Kilner.
That can't be the entire story. First off, that implies Rob Schneider isn't the star. How is Rob Schneider not the star? If you're making a sex comedy with Rob Schneider, Rob Schneider is the star (unless Adam Sandler is the star). Second, that plot isn't quite high concept enough. Where's the part about how Schneider is an undercover cop posing as a fraternity pledge who has 24 hours to have sex with a virgin? Or how he's actually a chimp that rapidly evolved after a university science experiment went awry? Or that he's an archangel trying to stop this girl from having sex because she's the new Virgin Mary who must remain pure for the second coming of Christ? If I'm going to have to tolerate another lowbrow Rob Schneider comedy, it should at least be blatantly absurd.
Reader Comments
1. Uncle Eccoli - November 5, 2008 1:00 PM
Ugh. More virgin humour?
2. Elmo - November 5, 2008 1:28 PM
He was funny that one award show when Adam Sandler gave a satilite aceptance speech when he was golfing, and he was Sandler's caddy
that was funny....
3. momboelitist - November 5, 2008 2:04 PM
Yea, and then there was that one time he was doing that thing with the other guy from that movie starring the woman from that TV show.....that was funny.
4. K lee - November 5, 2008 3:25 PM
derp de derp de teedly tum te tum taroo
5. Elmo - November 5, 2008 3:36 PM
then I guess the other other thing was funny he did with that other guy...
6. mlou - November 5, 2008 4:46 PM
You stole the words right from my mouth #4
7. Josh - November 5, 2008 7:37 PM
A film about New Orleans filming in Detroit. Looks like they are keeping up the high standard of Schneider films gone by.
They do realize that filming in one ghetto filled with black people isn't the same as another right? If that was the case Black Hawk Down would have filmed in Oakland.
8. It's me - November 6, 2008 8:41 AM
Rob Schneider is a is somewhat a popular comedic actor, who seems to have it all. Until one day, he became a carrot! It's 24- "carrot" gold comedy. Rob Schneider is: A Carrot! Rated PG-13.