Why your local theater felt like a Forever 21 this weekend: 1. Twilight - $70.6 million. This is why I'm really glad we didn't pass that proposal that would let 13-year-old girls vote. 2. Quantum of Solace - $27.4...

It will be annoying if, when you go to your family's Thanksgiving gathering, you find out one of your young relatives has just been introduced to the Ace Ventura series, and won't stop doing horrible impressions of the character....

OK, I get it now. I thought Eric Bana's Nero character was some kind of evil Romulan guy. I can see now that he's actually the result of a young boy's wish that his BMX bike come to life....

1. This concept art (the concept being "a slightly more threatening piranha"): So carefully straddling the line between menacing and singing ragtime tunes. Classic. 2. This dialogue from the film included in the press release: "What do they really eat?"...

Man, how many times have I seen a girl I was attracted to, mugged her, and entered into a suicide pact with her, only to have her re-steal what I rightfully stole and leave me to a violent demise,...

I just recently saw the BBC's Planet Earth on a friend's 50-some inch 1080 HD hologram TV. If you haven't seen this, let me tell you, I can confidently say nature is more amazing and crazy than even YouTube...

S just got R, dudes: The "Arrested Development" feature has moved closer to reality, with Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard reportedly closing deals for the long-gestating project from Imagine and Fox Searchlight. The possible migration of the critically acclaimed...

The Communist Party of St. Petersburg has expressed outrage at actress Olga Kurylenko for assisting "the killer of of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies." Wait, I'm sorry, that's not right. They're upset that Kuylenko played a movie...