Nov 25 2008James T. Kirk Deems New Enterprise 'Shipshape'
William Shatner is claiming he's being asked his opinion on the new Star Trek Enterprise design. That's not true, but let's hear it anyway:
WHICH WINDOW WAS BLUE OR GREEN OR UP HERE OR DOWN HERE!? That's not canon! How did I miss that?! ARGH! Fuck you, J.J. Abrams. This movie is so stupid and that window should be blue and up here.
Reader Comments
1. Jesus - November 25, 2008 1:46 PM
Fake!
This is exactly what Satan showed to Krishna on Geekology Writer and The Easter Bunnies 15 year anniversary
2. EatShit - November 25, 2008 2:04 PM
Second bitches!!!
3. Uncle Eccoli - November 25, 2008 3:51 PM
Fuck you, JJ Abrams. I hope you die in agony.
4. Elmo - November 25, 2008 4:06 PM
fuck you, JJ Abrams- I hope you get sewed on Shatner's tv show.
5. Eville1 - November 25, 2008 4:30 PM
How does one get sewed? Is that like in Jeepers Creepers? Or Silence of the Lambs? Is Shatner going to make a human suit out of JJ Abrams?
Elmo, I hope you meant sued.
6. Elmo - November 25, 2008 4:41 PM
oh like you haven't heard of people saying (typing) things in a weird way, just to bug everyone else.
stoopid
7. Uncle Eccoli - November 25, 2008 5:29 PM
Watch out, Eville1 - Elmo knows where you live.
8. Red Hood - November 25, 2008 7:57 PM
Thats cool,
9. Lobster - November 26, 2008 1:25 AM
Dude. I just got back from a job interview and I am wearing the same tie as Shatner is in this!
Actually... same style... He probably didn't buy his from K-Mart half an hour before the interview because ink leaked over his last similar one.
10. Memphisto - November 26, 2008 12:02 PM
eville1 said: Elmo, I hope you meant sued.
I just love it when people do pro-bono proofreading.
Then elmo said: oh like you haven't heard of people saying (typing) things in a weird way, just to bug everyone else.
stoopid
I just love it when people who can't spell say that it's a feature, not a bug.
Still hate the new design for the ship, though.
11. Boscbo - December 1, 2008 10:44 AM
I'm still waiting for the Star Trek vs. Star Wars movie.