Nov 20 2008'Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs' Poster Fulfills Your Celebrity-Voiced Talking Animal Needs
I hope that female rat-squirrel thing sexually confuses a lot of kids, like how the female gremlin in Gremlins 2: The New Batch did with me. God, she was so beautiful: those full lips, that sexy body--but also, a horrible gremlin. Or, in this case, a rat-squirrel thing. What's a pre-adolescent to think? Good luck, kids.
New Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Poster [Coming Soon]
Reader Comments
1. Sr Tlacuache - November 20, 2008 7:36 PM
second?
2. beastman AIDS - November 21, 2008 12:21 AM
whos the chick in the link? can I have her number please?
3. erica - November 21, 2008 3:42 AM
For fuck's sake, the tired inclusion of a female love interest was what killed Ice Age 2. Now they're not only gonna keep her character, but introduce a similar one for SCRAT. How pathetic.
4. sahm - November 21, 2008 9:24 AM
Ummm...I'm obviously missing something. Because dinosaurs were PRE-iceage / before mammoths and saber tooth tigers.
5. B - November 21, 2008 10:12 AM
sahm - you're missing the fact that it's...animated? I'm pretty sure dinosaurs couldn't talk either, but I could be wrong...
6. weaselspeed - November 21, 2008 11:46 AM
wow... way to confuse little kids even more. I mean, there may have ben small pre mammals running around with dinos, but definitely not mammoths. Humans would have been screwed if that were the case, another meat eating creature to hunt down the slow pink thinks with pointy sticks.
7. Rhett - November 21, 2008 11:49 AM
You're wrong. They fucking talked.
8. mm - November 21, 2008 1:19 PM
so, uh...why does the center character's face look like a set of cock'n'balls?
9. B - November 21, 2008 1:53 PM
I thought I might be wrong on the talking dinosaur thing, but I wasn't certain - thanks for calling me on it Rhett.
mm - because what children's movie is complete without massive amounts of sexual inuendo?
10. Ans - November 21, 2008 5:12 PM
Dude, wasn't that gremlin transgendered?
11. Aerialgreen - November 22, 2008 6:21 PM
Opening mouth of dinosaur about to engulf male genitalia headed character? check.
Love interest for said character reaching for his hanging nut with a lust looking appearance? check.
Oversexed poster seeing cocks and vaginas just about everywhere? double check.
12. burexas.irom - November 23, 2008 6:13 AM
...and a new generation - nay, a new BREED - of furry is clawing through pains of birth, its senses already sharpening to the cries of the innocent...
13. sahm - November 25, 2008 10:43 AM
Of course they could talk...you big silly. But they definitely didn't co - exist with dinosaurs. Geesh.