Nov 13 2008'Crossing Over' Trailer (Not the 'Crossing Over' with Fake Psychic John Edward)
You can tell the guy who decided to remake this (from his own short) did so after a Traffic/Crash/Babel movie night. He saw how those got some awards, he cranked out this script with a bunch of people intertwined in immigration affairs, and was like, "Now who can I get for this that will really set it apart? Oh, I've got it: Harrison Ford. He's going to be so hot after Indiana Jones 4 is everyone's favorite movie."
Don't feel bad, Ray Liotta. Sometimes a woman just has to curl up in the shower weeping after you force her to have sex with you for a green card. That's common.
Reader Comments
1. Ted - November 13, 2008 11:28 AM
Nice hair, he is zexy.
2. andrew from australia - November 13, 2008 11:37 AM
second
3. han Solo - November 13, 2008 12:06 PM
hmmmm......
looks like its oozing with liberal gooeyness
I'm all for LEGAL immigration but you come here illegally you get your ass shipped back period.
what's that I hear? the world's smallest violin playing a sad sad song for those that didn't follow the rules.... awwwww.... boohoo
4. DarkCoopLord - November 13, 2008 12:31 PM
Ray Liotta is a deity.
5. P.T. - November 13, 2008 2:49 PM
wtf? was that Shelley Malil I saw in the trailer? the "40 year old virgin" funny man who's on a $10million dollar bail for stabbing his ex-girlfriend? How many movies did this guy have in the can before going on a stabbing spree?
6. Elmo - November 13, 2008 3:44 PM
I really like Indiana Jones 4...
7. 233232 - November 13, 2008 4:40 PM
ahhahahahahahahaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
I KNEW it. i knew ray liotta wud b in this. i just saw the post and thought , "yep, that looks like the sort of mediocre hollywood crap ray liotta would be in" and DAMN i was right.
god. i m so AWESOME. if i wasnt already myself, i d be so jealous right now.
8. What the huh - November 13, 2008 9:57 PM
Um, what the hell happened to Ashley Judd? Did someone drag a rake across her face?
9. sully - November 14, 2008 7:08 PM
"She's illegal, she's removable."
-Sarah Palin
10. Tanya Degano - January 14, 2009 7:02 PM
WOW, Ford is looking older and older! And "what the huh" I agree with you, what happened to ashley judd? the girl in the headscarf is kinda hot strangely enough :D