Nov 24 2008'Ace Ventura Jr.' Trailer!

Noooo.... NO!!!!! it's not real!! it's not real!!

No.

This is the worst newz I've heard all month.

Kill me. For the love of God, before this movie comes out, kill me.

thank god its only a straight to dvd thing and the kid will get bullied and raped for the rest of his life and then hopfully die of an opium overdoes in his shitty backstreet bedroom / kitchen with a crack whore who became a crack whore when Jim carry told her she was fat and laughed her out of his house.
and who says hollywood has no new ideas?

Why did they cast a fat kid that can't act as ace ventura?

I don't know why but I'm oddly comforted by the fact that at least it's not a remake.

@5: I'd rather see that movie..

why was there no warning telling pregnant women not to watch the trailer? that thing could induce a miscarriage.

my heart is bleeding

No audio. Only the sound of this young boy's career, life, and self confidence being flushed down the drain.

this makes going home to my angry wife seem like a vacation.

I threw up a little in my mouth.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

let's hope the whole thing was a joke.

Jim Carrey is spinning in his grave at warp speed.

I know, he's still alive. But if he was dead...

Straight to video? No way? What? Your kidding? Huh? Impossible.

I was so sure thought that they were going to be opening alongside the new Star Trek film. They are really giving Star Trek and easy ride.

i actually wish the shadows were all wrong on this one

They should also do an Austin Powers Jr. straight to dvd movie.

From now on when somebody tries to tell me God exists, all I have to do is show them this trailer and it'll shut them up.

WHY, GOD, WHY!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Holy crap, that looks absolutely f*cking terrible! I almost feel bad for the fat kid, I hope that his parents are the ones who suffer.

I'm crossing my fingers for Beverly Hills Ninja Jr.

That .......was............................AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg! thank jesus its straight to dvd

I don't want to alarm anyone but i just slit my wrists because of this trailer

i believe all movies targeted at those below the age of 13 shouldn't even be made

I think that essentially any movie that is straight to dvd should never be made

"Tabby's been nabby-ed!"

any chance we could petition the American Film Institute to re-do that best movie quotes list?

That is a punchable face. It is just so punchable.

The original movie and its sequel were annoying as hell. Now they make another? WHY-WHY-WHY?

Do you remember that one time when you swallowed that cup of nails, and thought it was such a bad idea?

Well, pretend you just got a hankering for another cup of nails.

.....no...........

That actually made me want to punch myself in the face....

Wicked! I'll be picking this DVD up for the bonus features alone!

OMG. We hope this is not real...like our undying love for each other...

When the hell did Rosie O'Donnell become a 12 year old boy?!

I couldn't think of a present horrible enough to buy for my absolute worst enemy... then this comes along. It's a Christmas miracle.

Tabby's been nabbied? Seriously?

What is the going sentence for murdering an entire movie crew? It can't be too much, especially if I show the judge a few clips of this DVD.

Fuck Hollywood
Fuck all people involved in this film

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How the hell does shit like this get greenlit and financed!!!!!!!

So that's what rape feels like.

this kids like a really good actor

Why did they cast a fat kid that can't act as ace ventura?

ummmm, No.

that's a minute and 3 seconds i would have rather spent getting raped by a convict than watching that trailer. seriously, if you cant come up with a good idea for a movie, then just don't make one. what the hell were they on when they approved this!?

I thought the worse movie ever was going to be the dragonball live action crap... then they pull this out of some fat kids arse? *sigh*

ohh my DAMN, that sucks!!!!!! jesus christ!!!!!!! Jim Carrey probably wants to kill the mother-fuckers that just totally and royally SHIT ON ACE VENTURA AS A FRANCHSE!!!!!! goddamn!!!!!!

Ahhh.... Wwaaahh... AAAHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! D: OH GOD FUCKING HELL NO!

that was honestly the worst thing i have ever seen.

i have never moved so fast in my life as in that last 3 seconds (by FAR the worst part) to get the sharpest knife in the house and stab myself.

in the scrotum. -and even that pain couldnt surpass what i just saw :(

I couldn't even get through the entire trailor.

NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Godammit! My last name is Ventura (hence the "ace") in my comment name. And from now on anyone in the younger generation will hear people call me Ace and ask why I'll tell them "well my last names Ventura" and they will reply "ohhhh that movie about that slow fat kid with the goofy hair with a wierd obession with animals that went straight to dvd and sucked as a movie and should of never came out?"........."no see its a funny movie starring jim carrey that...nevermind".

DAMMIT!

Is this any worse than the last Ace Ventura movie? Honestly?

This movie makes me mad for two reasons: 1. it will actually make more money than any of us will ever have (unless we get the rights for Ace Ventura Jr. 2); 2. the ass clowns who made it will be encouraged to do more.

Why don't you just punch Jim Carry in the gonads while your at it?

That's funny, but not in a good way

DO NOT WANT!

kill it with fire!

Definitely a contender for the bottom 100 on imdb...and the no.1 at the US box office.

Whoever is responsible for this movie chock full of aids and fail should be dropped headfirst into a woodchipper.

This kid looks like chucky.

I just threw up.....into my own ass. What is wrong with people? I'm going to stock up on guns and ammo....I have a feeling I'm going to need them shortly after someone develops a new idea. Shits about to get real fucked up. Who's bringin' the nachos?

Watching this trailer gave me AIDS.

@67- No, you had that before.

i'd rather eat afterbirth.

@68
Yes, but this trailer gave my AIDS AIDS.

fuck that little fat ass! What the hell is this? Low budget straight to DVD. No fucking talent. If I was Jim Carrey, I would kick the shit out of the writer and producers.

I was working at Universal Orlando at the time they were filming this direct-to-DVD crapfest. In fact, I use a "HOT SET" sign with "ACE VENTURA III" slapped on it as a cutting board for my own twisted projects. It's like the last "Bring It ON" movie, an advertisement for the Universal parks. They closed the Jurassic Park Discovery Center one day and brought in some goof looking crap to film inside. I'll definately rent it to see if the scene they were filming one day will have me in the background wearing my "ACE VENTURA CONTINUITY STOPPING" T-shirt.

there is no god

What....the....hell.....!

This is probably by the same r-tard who did "Son of the Mask". He cant even come up with a better idea. "Hey guys! Lets make an inanimate object produce offspring!" "Hey guys! Lets make a talentless doughboy into a detective!"

Funny thing is, both the movies starred Jim Carrey. Lets get rid of him before he makes "Lair Lair Jr". But oh wait! "YES MAN" COMES OUT SOON! There is just no winning.

This is tarnishing my whole childhood.

So it's a cash out to stupid kids starring a chubby kid doing a really bad Jim Carrey impression...who lets shit like this get made?

The FAIL is strong with this movie.

I'd rather have a broken glass enima then watch this pile of dogshit.

No! No! It's NOT alrighty and never will be.

I kiiiiiillllll you.

~Achmed

fail

ace ventura JUNIOR???!! really?! why?! and it went str8 to video. imagine that. i would rather my child mimic marilyn manson than to watch this idiotic "film" and yes, start doing bad ace ventura impressions. indeed another new low for hollywood. (how is that possible???) i mean really? i thought "son of the mask" was as bad as it gets as far as trying to capitalize and profit from poor taste and pathetic sequeling/prequeling... i can go them one better (or worse). hows about making a prequel to any of the chris farley movies? (or will ferrell or adam sandler or rob schneider)

meh...

im sorry but where the fuck wud jim carrey spawn a fat shit kid from anyway! this is a load of fucking shit and i hope nobody buys it out of principle who are these assholes that purposely ruin a great film by making a fucked up follow up. its depressing i fink that little chubby cunt is tryin to be the next jonah hill or summat! shit shit shit shit! fuckin ban it!!!!!

1. Ace Ventura was not fat, and I doubt that fat is in his genes
2. He only had a kid with that "Indian" chick.
3. That kid is not funny. The reason to why Ace Ventura got famous, was because of rubber-face Jim Carrey. hHe´s naturally funny, this kid AINT!
4. Now they show special features on the DVD? Ooh that´s right, cus they got nothing else!
5. They´ve got to hide behind sound effects just to get viewers!
6. Is it just me, or is the plot alike Garfield 1´s? Save something-something from a beauty-contest

THIS FILM IS A PILE OF BIG FAT DOOBIE!

for all of you who are sooooo worked up about a silly kids movie...you seriously need to re-evaluate your life. you just wasted priceless energy dreading something no ones forced you to watch. the pet detective movies were cute and rediculiously over acted(hint : that was the point) further more the young actor that plays in this movie is quite talented if you take the time to watch his other films(i especially liked Josh Flitter in License to Wed). One of you psychotic critics said 'this is a puchable face'?!?!? many more are putting down this childs weight?!?!? Considering this is a public outcry, my resonse is outrage not towards a silly movie that'll make a child laugh but towards the personal attack of overweight and goofy people( especially kids, give your head a shake).