Oct 27 2008'Unborn' Poster Reminds You of Your Most Painful Decision

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I really wish they'd gone with the original tagline:

Hey, it's me!

The ghost of your unborn twin brother!

Birth me!

I want to be born SO BAD, I can taste it on what developed of my tongue tissue!

I just feel like that's more true to the prenatal voice.

'The Unborn' Poster Debut [Bloody Disgusting]

Reader Comments

I can' t believe this made it out of the marketing brainstorming meeting. They don't even come close to trying or caring anymore. And, seriously, what act is this woman supposed to be engaged in? This could easily be the cover of a porn movie.

Looks like some girl trying to give herself an abortion in the shower or something. What's the movie supposed to be about?

about bitches trying to get a shower in the rain

Her water broke... all over her.

it's taking a baby shower literally

If you were covered in ectoplasmic unborn baby goop, why would you open your mouth? Unless ofcourse the smell was really foul and you didn't want to breathe through your nose, but then wouldn't you be able to kinda taste it?

All around yucky.

I want to know if this movie is pro-life or pro-choice? It's obviously an evil unbirthed twin, but they'll alienate the religious right by making her have an abortion in the end. This movie is walking a very thin, possibly hilarious line.

6. Morganzola - October 27, 2008 1:44 PM

taste is 90 % (or what ever) smell

8. Morono- October 27, 2008 1:35 pm

I 85% hope your full name is Romano Morono cause that'd be awsome

Why she be covered in syrup?

IT
RUBS
THE
LOTION
ON
ITS

SKIN

"It wants to be born. Now."

That has to be one of the laziest/worst taglines I've ever heard :p

or else it gets the hose again

@ 11 i lol'ed

Is that Megan Fox being peed on?

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