Oct 10 2008'Twilight' Trailer, for Your Daily Dose of Obsessive Vampire Teen Romance

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God, Twilight is so romantic. I wish someone would use super vampire strength to save me from an approaching, out-of-control Chevy Astro. Or run me up a tree at vampire speeds. Or throw large branches around willy nilly for me. Or present me with apples I'd dropped. Or murder vampires for me. Or forcefully make me tell them they're a vampire, then growl those special words, "You are my life now." SIGH. Well, at least there's this movie I can masturbate to:

Abusive relationships are so sexy when they're with the undead. (Thanks, Bethany!)

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A preteen masturbatory aid. To everyone else: garbage.

vampire movies are boring :(

First!

How come you can see their reflections? What kind of second-rate vampires are these?

Oh no, wait - is that a spoiler? Let me guess: they really not vampires, and rather just some sort of uber-strong, long-jumping super race. This movie's really just some sort of commentary, but told with "vampires" so teens will get some Hitler education without watching the History Channel, isn't it?

'Let the Right One In' called. It wants its storyline back.

This is going to suck. See what I did there? Think about it.

Is it me, or when vamp boy has the sunglass on does he look like Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan?

Also, why the hell doesn't he burst into f-in' flames when sun hits him? Running zombies I can forgive, non-flame-bursting-into vampires, no.

those are the stupidest sunglasses ever

The books are much better than what the trailer indicates the movie will be.

Jeeeeeeeeez,

1. They have reflections as that is just a urban myth about vampires, such as their aversion to garlic, crosses etc.

2. They don't burst into flames in the sun, instead they sparkle as if there skin is made of thousands of diamonds.

3. He doesn't wear those sunglasses in the book, i think its poetic license.

FWAP FWAP FWAP TWILIGHT! FWAP FWAP FWAP!

Holy crap my dad has those sunglasses

Writer, you're losing your touch. That was a laaaaame post =(.

I dunno, I'll see it.
I think it should be pretty good! but I don't want to read the books..... yuk

If she would rather die then stay away from him, why doesn't he just make her a vampire?
And would sleep ing with a vampire make you a necrophiliac?

A young girl who's very popular at school, although she despises everyone at her school, has an impossibly attractive guy fall for her, who just happens to also be a bad boy (a.k.a. vampire), and his only desire is to be with her because of how special she is?

Oh, and he glitters in the sunlight.

Yep, I'm sure the book is reaaaaaaal good.

Teenage female masturbation fantasy. Anyone that says otherwise is in denial.

Hahaha, I am seeing this movie because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison know and openly mock their characters.
'Bella could fall in love with a block of cheese'
'Every line made me want to hate this guy more and more. And that's how I play him, as a depressive 108 year old virgin who hates himself'
(I feel the need to point out that my name is not because I love dark fantasy role plays, it's actually my name.)

More than that pile of literary vomit deserved...@_@

@ 9

...You're joking right....?

stop hating, twilight is a beautiful love story. God why are you people so vulgar?

@ mememe:

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. "

P.S. We're hating because it's GAY! Also, we're not 13 years old.

#7: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!

At first, I thought it WAS Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan...

SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! VAMPYRE PENWONS!!!!!

hells yeah i'm seeing this movie. robert pattinson is sexy! plus, as someone said before me, he totally hates his perfect character, Edward, and that's how he took on the role. this trailer was a lot better than the first two, i thought. the music was much better, to start. and yeah, this is kind of teenage hormone-y to say, but that kiss between kristen and rob was HOT. not gonna lie, i swooned a little. anyway, the books are good - definitely not good writing, but highly addictive - so i will be at a movie theater waiting in line on November 21, which is when it comes out.

If the vampire guy in this movie is what is considered attractive, then can someone please build me a time machine so I can go back to the 80's when Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis were first hitting it big? For crying out loud...

As for the movie, big fat *SNORE*. Another book about stupid vampire romance, except this one gets a movie made out of it. Hooray.
Why the hell do people like vampires so much? And it's even worse when said vampires are distorted so much that their skin 'sparkles in the sun like diamonds' or something. The guy should be screaming bloody murder because his skin is being burned off and he's about to die.

Well I like these vampires cause they are different. Yeah it's a freakin love story, but it's a sweet love story where the impossible happens. I love it because the vampires don't explode in the sun light, because you can see their reflection. UGH. I'm just tired of seeing every one diss the movie, but whatever. No matter what someone will be dissing something. Everyone has their own opinion. If vampires aren't your thing then don't look at websites that talk about them.

#16 and 23

Where is it that Rob and Kristen openly mock the story and their characters???

I read the book. And I'm going to watch the movie. Movies adapted from books have a history of being worse than the book so I don't have high expectations for the movie except for Robert Pattinson being so dreamy. The story is a bit cliche (and admittedly cheesy) but most of the recent vampire movies involve guns or swords that none of the YA audience like.

To be fair, the main reasons for the popularity of the book are the unique characters presented in the book which hopefully would be portrayed well on screen by the actors (most especially Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart). In all honesty, if you compared Stephenie Meyer to all the great writers out there talent-wise, she wouldn't hold up against any of them. But the mere fact that she didn't follow vampire myth and gave them fangs and made them sleep in coffins (I admit the sparkling thing is a tad bit too much) is a plus in my book. If I were a vampire, I wouldn't want to sleep in coffins either. A bed is much more comfortable and less creepy.

Everyone's being so negative about this and it's stupid. I'm almost tempted to post this to a Twilight fan site and just watch as all the crazy fan girls (there are lots of them and they're quite annoying when you insult something they like) start flaming like there is no tomorrow. They even hack into websites now.

this is a new line of vampires, not like the traditional type. which makes them rather refreshing and interesting!
give it a chance! : )
the following for the twilight series is staggering.
and even though the sunglasses looks a little silly, robert pattinson still looks hot in them! haha! : )

that guy that plays cedric in harry potter looks like a faggot

Just a list of these so called vampires powers

The power to love truthfully
The power to sense your true feelings
The power to know your future only after it happens

Fucking stupid. If I was the writer I'd give them a real power, like bringing corey feldman's career back to life.

Don't bash twilight if you haven't read the books.
If I didn't read it and just saw the trailers, I'd probably bash it too. But, the books are pretty great and very addictive, and I am older than most 15 year old readers. The adaptation into a movie looks decent, considering the storyline. If the book strayed too far, the devoted readers would shit themselves and inevitably start mass riots.
I'll be there on November 21.

@31: Everyone liking this crap should leave this site immediately. I read the first book and it was fucking retarded and clichéd. The movie can't possibly get any WORSE than the book.

You should just read the books...... I did. I thought that they would all suck but I actually got into them. and if you hold the movie to the same standard as the books then I think you'll be disappointed!!! Take it for what it is a book for entertainment and a movie for the same purpose!

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