Oct 3 2008'The Uninvited' Trailer Should Be Invited Into Your Eyeballs
Hey, ghosts, c'mon. Not cool. You guys, you weren't invited. C'mon, guys, get out of here. Stop being crashers. I was told to go home and forget about my dead mother, and you ghosts being around is distracting me from gratuitously prancing around in a bikini with my hot sister, which is how I cope. Wait, what's that you say, ghosts? My new mom Elizabeth Banks murdered a family by lethal injection? Hmm, let me just Google "murders" and see if she did any of them. Ut oh, she did! And now she wants to murder me with jewelry! I'm sorry I didn't invite you, ghosts. Now I know better, that it was my new mom I should have not invited:
God, they were making out so hard they almost broke that orb.
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Reader Comments
1. Jayfournines - October 3, 2008 12:48 PM
Rachel Summers...isn't she the alternate Phoenix? O_o
2. John Eddy - October 3, 2008 1:06 PM
Dammit, you beat me to it.
"We need to figure out who Rachel Summers really is.."
Dude, she's Scott and Jean's daughter from the future!
3. g - October 3, 2008 1:07 PM
so...sometimes the ghosts/rachel summers also turns things into black goo?
4. Elmo - October 3, 2008 1:26 PM
oooo the milk spilling and turning into the stuff from Goo Lagoon
reminded me of that one time I cleaned out my fridge
5. jecka - October 3, 2008 2:22 PM
well, i suppose their target audience is disgruntled asshole kids who hate their stepparents.
(main character chick): i thought i was only dreaming, but LOOK! [thrusts out her arms to reveal bruises]
(other, not so main chick): wow, that's pretty fucked up to bruise yourself just to get dad to break up w/ his new girlfriend.
6. billabong021 - October 3, 2008 3:00 PM
Hmm, they could've used more horror flick cliché's in that trailer l:o
7. Kitty - October 3, 2008 3:19 PM
The movie is based on "Tale of Two Sisters" but looks unrecognizable!
8. Mr. Mason - October 3, 2008 8:25 PM
Milk into tar is the worst Jesus Party Trick ever.
9. CaptainMorgan - October 4, 2008 7:34 PM
I thought the title was suggesting the swarming of Heidi and Spencer (speidi) and their subsequent stoning. It would be very popular. Dammit.
10. orb205 - October 5, 2008 12:35 PM
Tale of Two Sisters wasn't bad, it was an interesting story but it wasn't good enough in my opinion to be remade or even want to watch a second time. I would wait until this is on demand, maybe.
11. dani - October 6, 2008 11:19 AM
"A Tale of Two Sisters" was an extraordinary film, highly recommended.
"The uninvited", on the other hand, looks uninspired and cliched, totally bogged down by the hollywood remake machine.
12. Lady Aerin - November 21, 2008 7:09 PM
I saw this movie at a test screening when it was still titled "Apparition." It became the new standard by which my fiancé and I judge bad movies. I haven't yet found a movie worse, though Twilight might come close.
13. olivia - February 5, 2009 3:38 PM
this movie is the best i love it!!!!!!!
14. john - May 9, 2009 5:59 PM
The person who typed the summary under the picture has the wrong idea of the whole movie. There were no ghosts, and she didn't try to murder anyone with jewelry!
I thought the film was fantastic ! and the ending was truely shocking!
I deffinately recomend it.