Oct 27 2008'Senior Year' Wins Box Office, Because Seniors RULE

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The weekend box office numbers are in!

1. High School Musical 3: Senior Year - Yeesh, $42 million? I'm sensing a High School Musical: The College Years, High School Musical: The New Class, High School Musical: Hawaiian Style, and a High School Musical: Wedding in Las Vegas can't be far behind.

2. Saw V - $30.5 million, and now millions of people know a few more elaborate and painful ways to murder you.

3. Max Payne - Whups, just $7.6 million. The only thing emptier than the seats was Wahlberg's performance! I just got you so bad, Wahlberg.

4. Beverly Hills Chihuahua - Since dropping another two spots with only $6.9 million, I've switched my take on talking dogs from a "don't buy" to a "sell."

5. Pride & Glory - Of course it only made $6.3 million; who can relate to pride or glory? You want to get people in the seats, make Shame & Self-Pity.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Reader Comments

First

Save by the Bell would whip the shit out of HSM!

Boomshockaloca.... Saved by the Bell.... would not kick this movies ass.... one example if kids now days saw AC Slater's Mullet.... they wouldn't even watch the commercials. thats one example.... that are so many, I'll let others fill you in on that.

"I've switched my take on talking dogs from a "don't buy" to a "sell.""

Arrested Development reference, or just regular Jim Cramer?

Zack Effron and Venessa Hudgens were at a banquet this weekend for a wedding here on the North Shore of Kauai. I live right next to the restaurant and talked to the staff afterwards, and none of them recognized Zenessa.

Fail?

> I'm sensing a High School Musical: The College Years,
> High School Musical: The New Class, High School
> Musical: Hawaiian Style, and a High School Musical:
> Wedding in Las Vegas

Nah, High School Musical: The 20th Year Reunion, where a bunch of overweight, out of shape couch potatoes try to recapture the glory days by singing and dancing amidst a backdrop of marital troubles, financial stress, infidelity, and severe atherosclerosis.

It's official, America is now almost completely fucking GAY!!!

Fucking homo's. Should've kept 'em in the closet where they belong, now they're infiltrating almost every aspect of our lives.

Thanks Liberals, you fucking assplugs. First you let fags in the military, then you unleashed 5 years of musical futility on us in the 90's (otherwise known as "Chick Rock" or Lilith Fair.......where every new band that got signed had to have a chick in it, regardless of how musically handicapped she was (it was a law, I know it was), then you make this fucking Zac Efron disney clone a multi-millionaire and famous???

Fuck you liberals, fuck you right in your asses!!!!

@7

Trollbait, buuuuuut...

So by "liberals" you mean "teenagers?" Okaaaaay.

By the way, Caesar, one of the most powerful and brutal generals of all time? Had sex with boys. Alexander the Great who slaughtered and dominated the known world? Had sex with men. Edgard Hoover? Dressed like a woman in his spare time.

Oh, and here's a list of all the times a conservative has been involved in a gay sex scandal in the last few years.

http://www.badmouth.net/top-five-republican-gay-sex-scandals/

It's a bit of an oxymoron, but you might want to do some research on your bigotry.

@7, yep troll bait... it just missed a religious reference and a link to current economy recess... yeah that would complete the troll bait.

@8: LoLZ, Alexander de Grate and Willim de Conkeror and Rich-hard de Lionhurt and Leonadro DaVinshi and Genrul MacArfur and Darf Vadur WUZ ALL ACTULLY GAY!!!!!11!!1

Don't you think it gets a bit laughable when you try to claim that EVERYONE cool in history was actually gay? And say it with absolute certainty? As if anyone could possibly know that?

haha. nice! a SAVED BY THE BELL joke. awesome

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