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Seagal Would Do 'Under Siege 3: Aliens of the Arcane Arts'


While out promoting Best Buy's Geek Squad (yes, that's something he does) and probably DracuLAPD, a surprisingly modestly-dressed Steven Segal mentioned to MTV that he's considering a third Under Siege movie. And if you're an aspiring screenwriter hoping to pen the script for him, he offers this advice: make it more modern! By which he means, how about throwing in some magic or aliens or something?

“I personally want it to be something more modern,” said Seagal, giving us his thoughts on potential storylines. But it’s one specific angle that will probably have fans intrigued, to say the least.

“In other words,” Seagal began, “I wouldn’t mind if it was about something more mystical or…maybe extraterrestrial in nature. Some real government top secrets instead of just the typical.”

Or, in other words, Steven Seagal doesn't know what the word "modern" means, but would guess it's something like "Indiana Jones-esque."

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