Oct 22 2008People Trying to Murder Ashton Kutcher
Kutch has a new movie! It sounds like Kill Bill as a horribly broad comedy starring Ashton Kutcher:
Lionsgate has set Ashton Kutcher to star in and Robert Luketic to direct "Five Killers," an action comedy that will begin production early next year.Kutcher will play a former hit man whose life is turned upside down because someone from his past has paid a group of killers to bump him off.
God, his life is so upside down since all this attempted murder started! Everything is crazy!
I'm just curious if Kutch is going to be the wacky, supposedly-funny one or if they'll get Kevin James and some people to fill in the comedy as bumbling killers. Is it being greedy to ask for both? Tell me it's both!
Ashton Kutcher set for 'Five Killers' [Variety]
Reader Comments
1. delic8 - October 22, 2008 2:10 PM
Damn, and I was hoping they really were trying to kill him.
Unless that's the twist ending...
2. momboelitist - October 22, 2008 3:26 PM
I will only say this once IWS guy, please stop calling him "Kutch".....it's just queer.
3. Bickus Dickus - October 22, 2008 3:38 PM
Why do they keep putting this fucking braindead assclown in movies?
Maybe they're really not making a movie starring him, maybe it's just a "punk'd" episode, where Ashton is unknowing victim, where Ashton shows up for the first day of filming, then all the Hollywood people come out laughing at him and say "you didn't really think you could carry a movie did you? bwwaaaaahhhaaaaahhaaaaaa!"
4. frank - October 22, 2008 4:27 PM
@ Bickus Dickus
--just to follow up that story: "and then they fist-rape him"
...and THEN you start with the "bwahahahahaaaaa".
5. Stuey - October 22, 2008 10:07 PM
HAHAHA @ 3 & 4...if only....if only