'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' Trailer Will Make You Cry
What do you get when you combine Die Hard, The King of Queens, Martin Lawrence: Security Guard, and fat jokes? This unfortunate thing:
(Thanks, Kyle.)
What bothers me most is how no one could be bothered to give him a surname that rhymes with "cop." Isn't an asinine title like "Paul Glop: Mall Cop" much more obvious?
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