While looking around at Friday the 13th stuff earlier, I ran across this: Friday the 13th Part III with dubbed-over laugh track from a Beverly Hills Episode. It's sort of funny how the laughter immediately transforms the film into...

Yeah, this is what I'd expect a Friday the 13th remake to look like. It's like a video version of a friend trying to explain the idea of Friday the 13th to you: "There's this camp, and this dude...

Here's the new Watchmen poster, dudes. To those familiar with the comic, it's a look at the Comedian's dramatic fall from his luxury apartment. For those who haven't read Watchmen, it's clumsy Walmart commentary over the murder of Mrs....

Kutch has a new movie! It sounds like Kill Bill as a horribly broad comedy starring Ashton Kutcher: Lionsgate has set Ashton Kutcher to star in and Robert Luketic to direct "Five Killers," an action comedy that will begin...

I find it so hard to grasp that age-changing movies are a genre unto themselves. What is this, like the twentieth since 1980? It makes sense to do it once as a funny concept, but come on. This is...

Kevin Bacon is a god, capable of both givething and takething away. If you're going to try to remake one of his movies, you're going to want to get his blessing, lest your movie dry up into an arid...

For those of you who missed the Scream Awards last night, first off, what were you thinking??? Secondly, here's the new trailer for Watchmen that debuted. I forget, did the comic have this much slow motion and so many...

I was just sitting here thinking how Daniel Craig is probably going to play Thor when I came across this quote at IESB that completely shatters my theory. To the contrary, it turns out Daniel Craig is specifically NOT...